Summer of Hotties

For a limited time only, pictures of young hotties will be embedded in the "blog" for enjoyment by the dwindling readership. In fact, a few earlier posts were retroactively endowed with hottie pictures. Yes, the "Summer of Hotties" is upon us!

"Summer of Hotties" Hottie

Even old codgers are ogling young hotties. Have they no shame? Are they happy being labeled "dirty old men"? Of course, what guy of any age can resist a young hottie?

Typical Summer Hottie

Testosterone is the problem. It's always the problem. Testosterone causes the Vienna Sausage to "spring to life" upon perusal of young hotties. That's when "all hell breaks loose."

Typical "All Hell Breaks Loose" Hottie

So, how long will the "Summer of Hotties" event continue? All Summer or when the archive of hundreds of hottie pictures is depleted, whichever comes first.

Typical Young Hottie

What constitutes a "young hottie"? That's a good question. Hence, visual evidence must be offered in the "blog" to substantiate the definition. Otherwise, you be the judge.

Typical Curvy Hottie

Perhaps, a lot of nice "curves" is the main criterion. Or, a big smile. Or, great "tats" (read: tatoos). Or, a nice "ass" (read: derrière). Every babe feature must be considered.

Typical Evidential Hottie

That's why a multitude of babe pictures must be displayed in the "blog" and scrutinized. No detail can be overlooked. No stone can be left unturned.

Typical Real Life Hottie

Yet, in real life, there is only a proliferation of fat slobs, derelicts, losers, and the clinically insane. No shortage there. Where are all of the young hotties?

Typical "Wet Dream" Hottie

Good question. Are young hotties only a figment of the imagination? Are they simply "wet dreams"? Do they exist at all?

Typical Scarce Hottie

Well, as in all matters of life, scarcity of valued "assets" is not imaginary. Only the "privileged" have access to those "assets." Young hotties are no exception. Scum are only allowed access to scum.

Typical "Great Equalizer" Hottie

Fortunately, the Net has enabled the scum, the "low lifes," to view what is unattainable such as young hotties. The Net is the "great equalizer." Thank goodness.

Typical "Selfie" Hottie

And, thanks to the proliferation of cheap "smartphones," the viewing of young hotties is always conveniently at hand (no pun intended). Of course, many thanks to the young hotties who provide infinite "selfies" to the world.

Typical Summer Hottie

That's the crux of the "Summer of Hotties" event. So many young hotties, so little time. After all, Summer is only three months long. Too short for our liking.

Silence, Little Lamb!

Some people may complain that they are fatigued by the ubiquity of scantily-clad babes in the "blog." To them, I say, "Silence, little lamb!"

Typical Robotic Hotties

And, as for the surveillance robot that visited at 7:40am HST, let's hope that it takes its robotic hand and moves it up and down on its puny metal Vienna Sausage while viewing the image above. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Flashpoint

Upon inputting the name of a certain gym fitness and training hottie in the best non-tracking search engine, the following picture appeared in the results. That's not baby, but the image is worthy of inclusion in the "blog" anyway. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Not a Certain Fitness and Training Hottie

Lots of nonsense transpiring these days on the global front. The most dangerous situation, of course, is the amassing of military matérial along the Western border of the Russian Federation by empire (and its proxies). And, there is a barrage of anti-Russian activities occuring daily, not to mention the vast deluge of propaganda spewed by the "mainstream" media. Provocation? No doubt.

The Cure?

China has not been immune from provocation either. It is as if the "Western" moneychangers and powers-that-be desire a secular Apocalypse. Why? I have discussed the scenario before in the "blog." However, my previous assumption was that the warmongers were willing to take a calculated risk in order to prevent the economic collapse of empire by absorbing the spoils of war.

Typical Ominous Hottie

My current thesis is more ominous. As the world population of humans approaches eight billion, there is no question that we have surpassed the carrying capacity of the entire planet. Overpopulation, as I have stated on numerous occasions, is the crux of all the problems including pollution, global climate change, resource depletion, economic collapse, species extinction, and so on. Curb the human population and the problems will abate.

Typical Flashpoint Hottie

The problem is that people are just not dying off fast enough, and I am not referring to natural deaths. Rather, famine, disease, crime, and warfare has not decimated enough of the global population. Mass genocide is required, but the moneychangers and powers-that-be cannot successfully pull off a Nazi-type holocaust. So, what's the cure? Global thermonuclear war, of course. Such a war could easily reduce the human population by fifty percent in a flash (no pun intended).

Typical Thermonuclear Hottie

There is no other way to accomplish the nefarious task. A pandemic could decimate the human population, but the epidemic itself could not be controlled (due to unpredictable human migration patterns). A global thermonuclear war, on the other hand, is quite predictable insofar as targeted locations are concerned. Mind you, the fools believe that global thermonuclear war can be limited in scope. Thus, a "nuclear winter" and radioactive over-contamination can be avoided. If that is not laughable, I don't really know what is.

Typical Unscathed Hottie

Although ridding the planet of "useless eaters" (i.e., the bottom fifty percent) may seem like a great idea, there really is no guarantee that anyone would survive a nuclear holocaust unscathed. Yet, the fools are willing to take the risk.

Typical Red Star Hottie

The solar system has less than five billion years left before it is consumed by the sun as it degenerates into a red star. The earth, because of the increasing temperature of the dying sun, would already be a lifeless barren planet by then. Why are we trying to rush the inevitable now?

Terse Tuesday

The homeless preparations are continuing as planned. Divestiture of useless possessions and consumables continues, albeit at a leisurely pace. Homeless optimizations are being implemented fully. So, let's focus on the terse tidbits now, shall we?

• A cheap battery-operated travel shaver was procured at Ross® for $8 (with the senior citizen discount). The new cheap shaver will replace the rechargeable unit upon the transition to homelessness. Ross® is proving to be a viable homeless supply depot.
• A moratorium on technology gadgets has been invoked. No more gadgets will be procured. In the preparation for homelessness, the existing technology gadgets will be reduced to the battery-operated shaver and the command center of doom (read: cheap "smartphone") only.
• Comments in the "blog" cannot be appended using the Chrome mobile Web browser. Same parent company, no compatibility. Too much surveillance is affecting quality.

Not too many terse tidbits, eh? That's because my life has been reduced to nothing in anticipation of homelessness. Sheesh!

Cargo Van

On Sunday, I happened to observe a huge Ford® Transit cargo van parked adjacent to the building housing the gym in town. The cargo van was brand new, so new that it did not have license plates yet. Oddly, the was a "handicap" placard hanging from the rearview mirror. The right center passenger door was open, and a long curtain obstructed the view of the interior.

Ford® Transit Cargo Van

My guess is that the new $35,000 cargo van was a homeless motorhome. I was dumbfounded. Where does the owner park that thing at night? Needless to say, I was compelled to write up my observations in the "blog."

Typical Spacious Hottie

The Ford® Transit cargo van is one nice homeless motorhome. And, really, a cargo van is the only suitable candidate for motorhomelessness. I have perused regular passenger minivans. Most of them do not have rear seats that fold flat. Thus, all of the seats would have to be removed. The interior heights are also too cramped. In fact, interior-wise, the passenger minivans are not much more spacious than the Nissan® Cube.

Typical Surveillance Hottie

Aside from that, the despicable surveillance robot paid the "blog" another intrusive visit on Saturday at 10pm HST. Then, another visit at 8:45pm HST this evening. What the fuck?

Homeless Report - June

As reported on numerous occasions, the homeless situation in Hawai'i is out of control. The only solutions that have been forthcoming from the various government agencies can be classified as purely draconian, the latest being the Waikiki "sit-lie" ban that is slated to be expanded island-wide. In addition, exorbitant amounts of time, money, and resources have been devoted to essentially harass the homeless. The real solution, providing the homeless with a sanctioned place to sleep, is not even "on the table."

Hurdy-Gurdy Hottie Shae Summers

Obviously, measures enacted to harass and burden the homeless also affect the rest of the population. Public restrooms, for example, do not exist. Bus stop seating has been converted to homeless-proof accommodations limited to serving only two people. The "sit-lie" ban effectively ends any form of commonwealth. The public domain is being administered as private property. There are absolutely no public spaces anymore.

Typical In-Transit Hotties

That's the importance of owning or renting a "home," a domicile that is now the only area devoid of a trespassing violation. Aside from engaging in wage slavery and patronizing paid venues, an individual must remain sequestered at home. Former public spaces are now strictly transit corridors. People must be in transit or risk a trespassing or loitering violation. Yes, that's the martial law of the "ownership society." The "home" is simply a glorified prison. In my view, it's really a tomb, a mausoleum.

Typical Trendy Hottie

On a side note, there has been a shortage of beat-up (i.e., sub-$9,000) minivans (read: homeless motorhomes) available for sale. The trend commenced about a month ago. I am absolutely certain that many of the homeless are purchasing the beat-up minivans. My observations have confirmed the latter. So, what does all of that have to do with hurdy-gurdy hottie Shae Summers? Nothing, of course.

Addendum
The "tent city" plan for Sand Island as proposed by local agencies has been scrapped, most likely because of the inability to properly detoxify the soil. Instead, large shipping containers will be purchased and converted into housing (term used loosely). According to local news sources, only the chronically homeless will be admitted. However, the 500+ people living in tents in the Kaka'ako area will not qualify, the sources mentioned in order to draw attention to the questionable qualification "standards."

News

I am still relying on RT to provide accurate news. Of course, with hottie Katie Pilbeam at the helm, the news becomes much more palatable. Baby is definitely hot.

RT News Anchor Katie Pilbeam

Anyway, I have also been entertaining myself with the viewings of numerous "mainstream" flicks, the latest being "Survivor" and "Blackhat." The latter is a pretty good flick, by the way. All in all, a good time to be had while waiting for homelessness to claim its next victim: the ol' lavahead himself.

Typical Familial Hottie

A few family tidbits are in order. My bro has been laid off from work for several weeks. Not to worry, he has been receiving unemployment compensation. My sister-in-law purchased a "pre-owned" automobile for the nephew. It's actually a pretty nice vehicle. And, the nephew recently spent a week in Japan with his buddies.

Silence, Little Lamb!

Reducing my Net "footprint" has remained a top priority. E-mail has been the first successful conquest. I am also reducing my on-line time, which really only leaves the "blog" as the remaining obstacle. Ultimately, the fate of the "blog" will be tethered to the homeless decision.

Typical "Civilized" Hottie

My day-to-day experiences in the midst of "civilization" are becoming extremely taxing. My observations indicate a steady, albeit exponential, disintegration of the "fabric of society." In other words, things are getting bad. Real bad. The stupidity and ignorance factor is "over the top." Aggressive and confrontational behavior have become commonplace. Etiquette is non-existent. Essentially, we're primed for a global thermonuclear war.

Peta

Upon espying a certain fitness and training hottie at the gym on Sunday, I was inspired to locate and download as many Peta Jensen hurdy-gurdy video clips, within the constraints of the limited capacity microSD card in the command center of doom (read: cheap "smartphone").

Hurdy-Gurdy Hottie Peta Jensen

Why Peta Jensen? Well, a certain fitness and training hottie has a very similar physique, albeit all natural. Using the video clips, I was able to engage in the fantasy of frolicking with baby. After all, at my age, fantasy is all that's left. Nothing is possible in real life anymore.

Hurdy-Gurdy Hottie Peta Jensen

The new gold crown was placed on my poor tooth this morning, the final visit to my current dentist. Oh, the Micronesians would be so proud! I should also note that very large swatches of old man spots have appeared on my deltoids. There is just no reprieve from geriatric degeneration.

Hurdy-Gurdy Hottie Peta Jensen

A cheap backpack was procured at Ross® (with the senior citizen discount) this afternoon. Subsequently, all of the contents of the small luggage was transferred to the new backpack as planned. The cheap backpack was then placed into the Nissan® Cube for permanent deployment. The homeless preparations have commenced. The small luggage will given to moms to use as a storage case.

On a side note, the despicable surveillance robot made another surprise visit at 6:20pm HST for who-knows-what. Let's hope that the 'bot enjoyed the pictures of hurdy-gurdy hottie Peta Jensen. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Firewall Farce

My Skype® account has finally been terminated, another major step toward Net freedom. E-mail has already been reduced to defunct status. To celebrate, terse tidbits are in order:

• The small piece of luggage is slated for divestiture. Its usefulness is questionable since the maintenance of an elaborate wardrobe is ludicrous. And, cheap replacement clothing can readily be purchased at numerous discount outlets.
• A small, albeit cheap, backpack will be procured to replace the luggage. Whatever remaining clothes will be stuffed into it. The backpack will then be stored indefinitely in the Nissan® Cube in preparation for homelessness.
• Homeless decision? Fate will be the determinant. Although, there is a clear shortage of beat-up minivans (read: homeless motorhomes).

Sadly, I must reveal that the no-root firewall "apps" for the command center of doom (read: cheap "smartphone") are unreliable. Changing any parameter while the "apps" are running will cause it to malfunction without notifying the user. So, the crap was mummified.

Command Center of Doom

The command center of doom ... errr, cheap "smartphone" ... has proven to be indispensable. Thus, the no-contract service has been extended for another month. Any call that I make usually requires being put on hold for an eternity. Thus, a limited, albeit cheaper, cellphone plan would be useless. Anyway, the device works quite well as a tablet computer and entertainment center.

Scene From "The DUFF"

I usually do not care to view comedy or romance flicks. Most of them are just not funny or entertaining. However, I really enjoyed viewing the flick, "The DUFF." In fact, I viewed it twice. Not rollicking funny, but damned entertaining and highly recommended. Incidentally, the ubiquitous "smartphone" plays a supporting role in the flick.

Silence, Little Lamb!

The Nissan® Cube went in for its first servicing at the dealership. A free oil change, tire rotation, and a free wash was in order. Total outlay was only $26 and some change for tire rotation. Oil changes, washes, and safety checks are free as long as I own the vehicle. The Cube is now in optimal driving condition.

Typical Firewall Hottie

On a side note, I installed a no-root firewall on the cheap "smartphone" in order to lockout several "bloatware" from accessing the Net and engaging in all kinds of nefarious behavior. Seems to be working fine.

Fast Food Joints

Various fast food joints have become the mainstay of my diet. Bad food? Yeah. Unfortunately, I have been robbed blind by quack dentistry. So, there's no money left for good food. At least, there's free wireless hotspots to exploit. Now, a few terse tidbits:

• Another aunt has passed on this month. And, at least two aunts now require caregiver support.
• Homeless decision? No need to bother. The decision will be automatic once the allocated rental budget is depleted, which will be very soon.
• Absolutely no beat-up minivans (read: homeless motorhomes) have been available for purchase within the last month.
• Two "mainstream" flicks, "Time Lapse" and "Chappie," were recently viewed. Both were enjoyable.
• The command center of doom ... errr, cheap "smartphone" ... has been functioning perfectly in its new role.

Divestiture of useless possessions continues unabated in preparation for homelessness. The Nissan® Cube may have to suffice as the homeless motorhome after all.