Cargo Van

On Sunday, I happened to observe a huge Ford® Transit cargo van parked adjacent to the building housing the gym in town. The cargo van was brand new, so new that it did not have license plates yet. Oddly, the was a "handicap" placard hanging from the rearview mirror. The right center passenger door was open, and a long curtain obstructed the view of the interior.

Ford® Transit Cargo Van

My guess is that the new $35,000 cargo van was a homeless motorhome. I was dumbfounded. Where does the owner park that thing at night? Needless to say, I was compelled to write up my observations in the "blog."

Typical Spacious Hottie

The Ford® Transit cargo van is one nice homeless motorhome. And, really, a cargo van is the only suitable candidate for motorhomelessness. I have perused regular passenger minivans. Most of them do not have rear seats that fold flat. Thus, all of the seats would have to be removed. The interior heights are also too cramped. In fact, interior-wise, the passenger minivans are not much more spacious than the Nissan® Cube.

Typical Surveillance Hottie

Aside from that, the despicable surveillance robot paid the "blog" another intrusive visit on Saturday at 10pm HST. Then, another visit at 8:45pm HST this evening. What the fuck?