Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Infestation

The latest population statistics have been revealed by local news sources. The current population of Hawai'i is about 1.43 million people. Doesn't seem too high, but that's a lot of satanic gargoyles infesting a handful of islands with limited habitable land.

Typical Local Hottie
The same sources also disclosed that the average population growth is about 30 people per day (or 900+ people per month) given births, deaths, arrivals, and departures. The figure does not include undocumented immigrants or homeless people. Thus, the actual number is probably at least twice as much.

Typical Unlimited Hottie
That's 1,800 people minimum moving to the islands per month. With limited housing opportunities, there is obviously no place for so many people to live. So, the overpopulation of the islands was not in my imagination after all.

Typical Official Hottie
The official homeless figures are also ridiculously low. According to the same sources, there are about 2,800 people in homeless shelters and on the streets. The actual figure is most likely three times higher at the least.

Typical Sane Hottie
Little wonder why I am going crazy. The population crisis is likened to a huge roach infestation. Sheesh! What will Hawai'i be like in ten years?

Typical Surveillance Hottie
And, speaking of infestation, the roach-like surveillance robot paid the "blog" a visit at 8:30pm HST. Why? The "blog" is close to mummification. What's the point?

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