Calcification

The "piece of shit" padlock "conked out" last night after one last futile attempt to salvage it. Imagine if that had happened at the gym, with my clothes locked in a locker while taking a shower. Long story short, I threw the "piece of shit" into the recycle bin this morning. Sadly, I had to purchase another padlock.

Typical Bottom Line Hottie

I happened to check on-line reviews for the "piece of shit" padlock and discovered a barrage of complaints. Same problem, of course. The bottom line? The more the padlock is locked and unlocked, the faster the mean time before failure (MTBF).

Typical Locked Hottie

Maka has informed close friends and relatives that he will require the immediate amputation of his left leg (below the knee). If he waits any longer, the amputation will have to performed at the hip. If he chooses neither, then he will be dead within a year.

Typical Surgical Hottie

I can't tell Maka what to do, but it is in his best interest to elect for immediate surgery. With his knee intact, he can be fitted with a shorter prosthetic leg. And, he could be fully mobile after recovery. In other words, he won't be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life.

Typical Stationed Hottie

No sign of my homeless buddy for two weeks now. I assume that he and the other South Street "campers" are stationed in Makaha.

Silence, Little Lamb!

The degenerate surveillance robot made another surprise visit to the "blog" at 5:10pm HST on Wednesday. Why? Frankly, I am sick and tired of the surveillance robot.

Oh, So Sad!

To be honest, I really haven't the patience for surveillance stupidity. Thus, I am most likely going to quasi-mummify the "blog." I would only post when there is sufficient new information to share. So sad.

Typical Young Hottie

Naturally, the pictures of young hotties will be included. So, the extremely sporadic posts could technically have over 50 pictures of young hotties embedded in it. Haha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Typical Summer Hottie

Forget all of those depressing scenarios. Bring on the hotties of Summer already! Rejoice in young hotties! Praise Molech!

Stimulation

On Sunday, I ended up chatting for a few minutes with Les. I was sitting at my favorite bus transfer stop in Kaimuki at the time. Les strolled by, stopped, and backtracked to talk. He is still a strange guy, still arrogant in some ways. He definitely looks as though he's 70 years old, but he is actually younger than me.

Typical "Guess Who?" Hottie

Anyway, Les is planning to retire from wage slavery in a few years. He plans to move to the People's Republic of China to teach English as a second language there, or so he says. In fact, he recently visited China and was very impressed. Yet, why would a guy in his sixties, possibly looking eighty-ish by then, want to move to China? My guess is that he wants to find a young Chinese wife. Call it a hunch.

Typical Twenty-ish Hottie

Maka is definitely out on the streets again. In other words, he is homeless. However, with all of the Draconian measures targeting the homeless, Maka is forced to sleep anywhere he can find a spot. I again urged him to consider the homeless motorhome (read: beat-up minivan) option.

Typical Punisher Hottie

By the way, a consumer tip. Do not purchase the Master® 1500iD padlock. It is a total "piece of shit." After one month, the "piece of shit" began malfunctioning regularly. After six months, it refused to unlock most of the time. Eventually, it won't unlock at all. Inside the "piece of shit" are multiple plastic gears and pieces. Only the casing, hasp, and latch are metal. Regrettably, I had to "punish" the padlock, which rendered it completely useless.

Typical Real Life Hottie

Needless to say, real life is just a nauseating nightmare. That's why the "blog" must revert to the default pictures of young hotties. Young hotties. Real life. Young hotties. Real life. I'll take the young hotties any day.

Mia Li

How about gorgeous hurdy-gurdy hotties like Mia Li? Yes, there is a definite need to include pictures of hurdy-gurdy hotties in the "blog." Heck, I had to immediately download a few choice video clips of Mia Li and store them in the "cloud."

Cyrstaal Rae

Or, how about about the lovely new "spinner," Cyrstaal Rae? There are so many new hurdy-gurdy hotties now, all of them nubile and fresh. Hotties like Mia Li are probably what is driving Les to move to China. But, I digress.

Typical Nubile Hottie

Yes, young hotties. That's the sole purpose of the "blog." Hotties, and more hotties. All displaying their wares or dressed as scantily as possible. That's why the disgusting surveillance robot keeps coming back.

Typical Surveillance Hottie

Sadly, the surveillance robot popped up again on Tuesday at 7:55pm HST. Of course, I tricked the idiotic surveillance robot into showing its face. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa! But, I digress again.

Typical Digression Hottie

Who cares about the repugnant 'bot? Our concern is young hotties. The goal is to embed as many pictures of young hotties in each post as possible. No holds barred.

Typical Embedded Hottie

And, a little bit of trivia. The embedding of pictures of young hotties in the "blog" is a tedious process. Each picture must be resized manually, too, in order to achieve a level of consistency.

Typical Young Hottie

However, the showcase of young hotties is not a trivial matter. The "blog" would be nothing without the pictures of young hotties.

Typical Summer Hottie

So, bring on the hotties of Summer already! Stop babbling, and show us the goods! Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Matriculation

At a press conference with no one in attendance this morning, the ol' lavahead announced that Lou's School of Etiquette is shutting down permanently, effective immediately. No questions were asked. No explanation was offered. No enrollment statistics were disclosed. Sheesh!

Typical Matriculated Hottie

Life on the streets for my homeless buddy, by the way is not "easy street." He is basically an urban nomad during the daylight hours. He arrives at the "camp" situated at a business building on South Street at 6pm. He and the ten other local "campers" sleep until 4am in the morning. Subsequently, they quickly pack and disperse. There are no restroom facilities in the area. Because they have kept the the "camp" clean and have caused no disturbances, the "campers" have not been bothered by the police.

Typical Nomadic Hottie

Maka was in the hospital again, this time for 19 days, because of problems with his leg (an adjunct condition of diabetes). The hospital stays are becoming longer and more frequent. The real issue is that Maka does not care for himself properly. And, according to another associate, Maka is back on the streets again, this time in Nanakuli.

Typical Renovated Hottie

The landlord has notified me that I will be moving to the studio in the renovated Chaos Manor (read: rental housing) sometime early next month. That's all I know so far. Frankly, I am ready to leave Waimanalo for good.

Typical "Smartphone" Hottie

The cheap "smartphone" is still carrying the Net workload. For $50 (on sale), it sure is a resilient "piece of shit." The charging circuit is malfunctioning. The screen digitizer is really off calibration-wise. The operating system is two generations behind. What more can be said? However, it may not "conk out" for a long time.

Typical "Selfie" Hottie

Well, no news is good news, as "they" say (whoever "they" are). The only good news, really, is an announcement for more pictures of young hotties. Who needs any news when young hotties are snapping enticing "selfies"?

Typical Showcase Hottie

Young hotties. The "blog." One and the same. So, yes, there are many more pictures of young hotties to showcase. So, what's the point of going on and on about the young hotties?

Typical Young Hottie

Obviously, there is nothing else to discuss. And, there has to be at least a paragraph of text as a delimiter between pictures of young hotties. Otherwise, the posts would not be aesthetically pleasing.

Typical Featured Hottie

Of course, the featured young hotties could carry the entire post sans text. As I grow more fatigued of composing redundant accolades for the young hotties, I may "throw in the towel" and eliminate textual content.

Typical Surveillance Hottie

What would the disgusting surveillance robot think about that? I don't know. Maybe it will "blow a fuse." Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Typical Summer Hottie

Bring on the hotties of Summer already. We're tired of the incessant babbling as well as the repulsive surveillance robot. Hotties! Robot! Hotties! Robot! Aww, screw the robot!

Devaluation

My homeless buddy is still "camping" on South Street with nine other people. One of the other "campers" has been approved for subsidized housing in Makaha, and he has invited the other guys, including my homeless buddy, to stay there (at night) indefinitely. That scenario is unlikely to last too long. Once the other residents see ten suspicious characters coming and going from the small apartment, "all hell will break loose."

Typical Asian Hottie

My homeless buddy also mentioned that he is renting out his house in Vietnam for $500 per month. He is fortunate that his sister can manage his affairs for him in absentia.

Typical Housed Hottie

My homeless buddy also has plans to purchase another house in Vietnam in about five years. That's why he's going to remain homeless. He is saving his monthly disability compensation.

Typical Technology Hottie

My homeless buddy has also become an entrepreneur of sorts. He is now charging between $100 to $250 for technology services rendered. His clients? Other homeless guys with stolen "smartphones" and notebook computers.

Typical "Smartphone" Hottie

While in Vietnam, my homeless buddy learned how to unlock "smartphones" by taking a three-month course (at a cost of $400). He can also install new operating systems on locked-out computers using pirated software. Alas, I am somewhat disappointed that my homeless buddy is now an enabler of petty thieves. Blame it on the "system," I suppose.

Michelle Rodriguez

Bring on the hotties of Summer already! Or, how about "safe" pictures of young hurdy-gurdy hotties like Michelle Rodriguez? Did you notice that one of the hotties has been reprised? One of my favorites! So sorry, the repugnant surveillance robot, popping in at 7:10pm HST apparently doesn't approve.

Titillation

Lots of crap going on around the planet, too numerous and sinister to discuss. Of course, my favorite (term used loosely) tragedy is the meltdown at the Fukushima nuclear power plant, that is, the disaster that keeps on giving. Radiation, cesium radiation. Yet, we hear nothing about it. At least we are fed lies and propaganda about the other dastardly deeds of the moneychangers and powers-that-be.

Typical "Selfie" Hottie

Well, the "blog" is not the forum for fanatical religious, corrupt political, and rigged economic "bullshit." The "blog" is all about young hotties. Pictures of voluptuous young hotties, usually captured by their own "smartphones" in the form of "selfies."

Typical Young Hotties

With myriad pictures of young hotties, who needs content? And, why discuss matters which only prove to be repugnant? If we want to induce vomiting, we can visit the various "mainstream" news sites on the Net.

Typical "Mainstream" Hottie

Frankly, I have grown weary and nauseated by the countless "gasbags" who are spewing forth sheer nonsense from their gargoyle-like visages. I once referred to them as "satanic gargoyles." Oh, the horror!

Typical Essential Hottie

Presently, I only visit a handful of Web sites daily for more trusted coverage of current events. The list may still be available in "Essentials Library" subsection of the old "blog." Nothing more, nothing less. But, I digress.

Typical Curvaceous Hottie

Before I continue ad nauseam about the pictures of young hotties, I should mention that I viewed the flick, "The Black Hole," last night. Yes, I first viewed that flick in a theater about 26 years ago. For some reason, I was compelled to revisit it. Thank Molech for bit-torrent. But, I digress again.

Typical Buxom Hottie

Back to the "blog" ... young hotties galore! There is just no way to adequately describe the titillation of viewing pictures of titillating young hotties. Fortunately, a picture is worth a thousand words.

Typical Titillating Hottie

Ten pictures of young hotties are worth ten thousand words or more. So, the "blog" is actually rich with content. So much to digest, so little time. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Typical Empire Hottie

Say, did you know that 50 percent of the population of empire is diabetic or pre-diabetic? And, did you know that 30 percent of the population of empire is obese? The percentage of "overweight" people is even greater. Little wonder why young hotties are a rarity.

Typical Rare Hotties

That's why the "blog" is mandated to feature pictures of young hotties. Soon, there may not be any young hotties. Think about that.

Typical "State Of Emergency" Hottie

On a tragic note, the State of Hawai'i has declared a "state of emergency" insofar as the homeless situation is concerned. What a joke! Yeah, I read about it on the RT site, if you can believe it. Know that the homeless coverage in the "blog" has been fair and accurate.

Typical Summer Hottie

Bring on the hotties of Summer already! Yeah, hotties! More and more hotties!

Vivification

My homeless buddy was very impressed with the modern changes in Vietnam, in particular Ho Chi Minh City (formerly Saigon), so much so that he purchased a 4-bedroom house (with his son as co-owner) there. That's where he plans to retire. He has urged me to consider retiring there, too. In fact, he has invited me to join him on his next jaunt to Vietnam.

Typical Empire Hottie

Purchasing property in Vietnam as a foreigner is possible. A foreign owner can only hold the property for 50 years, however. No inheritance provisions are available for foreigners. Since my homeless buddy is technically a citizen of empire, he falls under those rules.

Typical Resident Hottie

When my homeless buddy speaks of retiring in Vietnam, he is not inferring a permanent residency. He can only spend a few months out of the year there due to passport restrictions. For the rest of the time, he will "camp" on the streets in Honolulu. Thus, his retirement will be consumed by shuttling back and forth between Vietnam and Hawai'i, alternating between relaxing in a luxurious home and "camping" on the streets respectively.

Typical Luxurious Hottie

My homeless buddy could renounce his citizenship here in empire, but he would lose his only source of income. That is, his disability benefits. He would also lose his food subsidy and health insurance. That's probably not going to work for him.

Typical Young Hottie

My homeless buddy also mentioned that old codgers can find young wives in Vietnam ... for a $5,000 fee. The chicks can be as young as 20 years old, all of them from the rural areas of North Vietnam. There are three other requirements, but the process is quite simple. Yeah, my homeless buddy thinks of everything.

Typical Makaha Hottie

My homeless buddy is a good man, but he may not have thought out his plans adequately. Being a citizen of empire, he should have purchased a cheap condominium on the West side of the island (i.e., Makaha) instead of a house in Vietnam. Then, he could simply rent a place for cheap in Vietnam when he visits, which is what he usually does. I suspect that his sister influenced his decision.

Typical Rhetorical Hottie

Well, that is neither here or there. Pictures of young hotties in skimpy attire is all that we care about. Right? That was a rhetorical question.

Typical "Blog" Hottie

Yes, that's the main purpose for the "blog." Heck, it's the only purpose for the "blog." Let's take that a step further. There is no purpose for the "blog." The "blog" is just a picture album of young hotties.

Typical Surveillance Hottie

The words, filler material at best, are no better than the "lorem ipsum" equivalent. Just useless crap to throw off the detestable surveillance robot. In fact, let me advise you to forget about content. There isn't any.

Typical Non-Blurry Hottie

Just scan through each posting and savor the blurred pictures of young hotties. Try to imagine the pictures being less blurry, which should be the case since the expensive fruit-based "smartphone" was used as the camera.

Silence, Little Lamb!

And, if anyone does not appreciate the myriad pictures of young hotties, I say, "Silence, little lamb!" Have you noticed the great symbolic pictures that are captioned with, "Silence, little lamb!"? Very subliminal, eh?

Typical Summer Hottie

Oh brother. Bring on the hotties of Summer already. Forget about the other nonsense. Let Molech sort out those matters. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!