Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Peta

Upon espying a certain fitness and training hottie at the gym on Sunday, I was inspired to locate and download as many Peta Jensen hurdy-gurdy video clips, within the constraints of the limited capacity microSD card in the command center of doom (read: cheap "smartphone").

Hurdy-Gurdy Hottie Peta Jensen
Why Peta Jensen? Well, a certain fitness and training hottie has a very similar physique, albeit all natural. Using the video clips, I was able to engage in the fantasy of frolicking with baby. After all, at my age, fantasy is all that's left. Nothing is possible in real life anymore.

Hurdy-Gurdy Hottie Peta Jensen
The new gold crown was placed on my poor tooth this morning, the final visit to my current dentist. Oh, the Micronesians would be so proud! I should also note that very large swatches of old man spots have appeared on my deltoids. There is just no reprieve from geriatric degeneration.

Hurdy-Gurdy Hottie Peta Jensen
A cheap backpack was procured at Ross® (with the senior citizen discount) this afternoon. Subsequently, all of the contents of the small luggage was transferred to the new backpack as planned. The cheap backpack was then placed into the Nissan® Cube for permanent deployment. The homeless preparations have commenced. The small luggage will given to moms to use as a storage case.

On a side note, the despicable surveillance robot made another surprise visit at 6:20pm HST for who-knows-what. Let's hope that the 'bot enjoyed the pictures of hurdy-gurdy hottie Peta Jensen. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

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