Summer of Hotties

For a limited time only, pictures of young hotties will be embedded in the "blog" for enjoyment by the dwindling readership. In fact, a few earlier posts were retroactively endowed with hottie pictures. Yes, the "Summer of Hotties" is upon us!

"Summer of Hotties" Hottie

Even old codgers are ogling young hotties. Have they no shame? Are they happy being labeled "dirty old men"? Of course, what guy of any age can resist a young hottie?

Typical Summer Hottie

Testosterone is the problem. It's always the problem. Testosterone causes the Vienna Sausage to "spring to life" upon perusal of young hotties. That's when "all hell breaks loose."

Typical "All Hell Breaks Loose" Hottie

So, how long will the "Summer of Hotties" event continue? All Summer or when the archive of hundreds of hottie pictures is depleted, whichever comes first.

Typical Young Hottie

What constitutes a "young hottie"? That's a good question. Hence, visual evidence must be offered in the "blog" to substantiate the definition. Otherwise, you be the judge.

Typical Curvy Hottie

Perhaps, a lot of nice "curves" is the main criterion. Or, a big smile. Or, great "tats" (read: tatoos). Or, a nice "ass" (read: derrière). Every babe feature must be considered.

Typical Evidential Hottie

That's why a multitude of babe pictures must be displayed in the "blog" and scrutinized. No detail can be overlooked. No stone can be left unturned.

Typical Real Life Hottie

Yet, in real life, there is only a proliferation of fat slobs, derelicts, losers, and the clinically insane. No shortage there. Where are all of the young hotties?

Typical "Wet Dream" Hottie

Good question. Are young hotties only a figment of the imagination? Are they simply "wet dreams"? Do they exist at all?

Typical Scarce Hottie

Well, as in all matters of life, scarcity of valued "assets" is not imaginary. Only the "privileged" have access to those "assets." Young hotties are no exception. Scum are only allowed access to scum.

Typical "Great Equalizer" Hottie

Fortunately, the Net has enabled the scum, the "low lifes," to view what is unattainable such as young hotties. The Net is the "great equalizer." Thank goodness.

Typical "Selfie" Hottie

And, thanks to the proliferation of cheap "smartphones," the viewing of young hotties is always conveniently at hand (no pun intended). Of course, many thanks to the young hotties who provide infinite "selfies" to the world.

Typical Summer Hottie

That's the crux of the "Summer of Hotties" event. So many young hotties, so little time. After all, Summer is only three months long. Too short for our liking.

Silence, Little Lamb!

Some people may complain that they are fatigued by the ubiquity of scantily-clad babes in the "blog." To them, I say, "Silence, little lamb!"

Typical Robotic Hotties

And, as for the surveillance robot that visited at 7:40am HST, let's hope that it takes its robotic hand and moves it up and down on its puny metal Vienna Sausage while viewing the image above. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!