Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Abnegation

The Eurozone is being flooded by refugees from Syria, Libya, Yemen, Afghanistan, Iraq, and numerous other nations. The common denominator? Their homelands were targeted for "regime change" by empire (either directly or by puppet proxy). This is "blowback" from myriad failed imperialist projects. The Eurozone, by the way, is also complicit by association.

Typical "Blowback" Hottie
In total, over the years since imperial overreach spiraled out of control, several million people have been forcibly displaced. Yet, the enslaved citizens of empire could care less. Why, they have their "smartphones" to worry about. What could be more important?

Typical Imperial Hottie
Of course, there are refugees in empire as well. We refer to them as "illegal aliens" or "homeless," the latter and former being displaced by financial totalitarianism. I may soon be joining their ranks. Sheesh!

Typical "Smartphone" Hottie
If Molech actually existed, then He would be raining down fire and brimstone upon the megalomaniac fools who are responsible for the aforementioned catastrophes. Molech would force justice upon the willing and unwilling. However, Molech and other deities are not coming. We have to save ourselves.

Typical Heatwave Hottie
The ridiculous heatwave continues unabated. There has been some rainfall, but only enough to raise the ambient temperature and humidity to intolerable levels. It's so hot that I fear the onslaught of a heat stroke event at any time. Yeah, that's how bad it is. The good news, naturally, is that heatwave equals hotties.

Silence, Little Lamb!
On a side note, I have uninstalled nearly all of the software updates on the new "smartphone." Why waste valuable memory space for updates to "apps" that I don't even use? In fact, the really useless "apps" have been disabled. Mind you, there is no "bloatware" on the device, just the usual crap from the surveillance robot's parent company.

Typical Summer Hottie
Heck, just bring on the hotties of Summer already. Wait! Summer is officially over. Who cares? Bring on the hotties of Summer!

Sunday, September 6, 2015

Consolidation

Yesterday, I espied a certain fitness and training hotties at the gym. Baby was attending a workshop for personal trainers. Do I even need to mention how ravishing baby looked? My mind almost snapped. Sheesh!

Typical Fitness Hottie
And, what's with all of the one-word titles that have nothing to do with the associated "blog" content? I don't know. And, how about that long-winded "lorem ipsum" posting? Oh, I don't know.

Typical One-Word Hottie
Well, Summer is officially over. So, what about the hotties of Summer? Oh, I don't know. I really can't think straight after seeing a certain fitness and training hottie.

Silence, Little Lamb!
Yeah, the mind has turned to mush. However, the Vienna Sausage perked up briefly. Lots of erotic thoughts followed. Oh, why can't baby come around? Only the damned surveillance robot ever comes around (e.g., at 7:45pm HST last night). Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Transliteration

The heatwave continues unabated. As predicted, the minor rainfall only increases the humidity, the ambient temperature, the number of files and mosquitoes, and the misery index. Of course, heatwave equals hotties.

Typical Heatwave Hottie
Incidentally, I have completed the scratches removal project for my damaged vehicle. I discovered that some of the scratches are much deeper than previously assessed. The repair work would require way too much effort.

Typical "Blog" Hottie
The backlog of pictures of young hotties is out of control. I cannot compose enough filler material for the "blog" to accommodate the latter. I may have to use "lorem ipsum" garbage for several weeks, if not months, just to keep the formatting in check. Sheesh!

Typical Lorem Ipsum Hottie
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Integer nec odio. Praesent libero. Sed cursus ante young hotties dapibus diam. Sed nisi. Nulla quis sem at nibh elementum imperdiet. Duis sagittis ipsum.

Typical Mauris Massa Hottie
Praesent mauris. Fusce nec tellus sed augue semper porta. Mauris massa. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Vestibulum lacinia arcu eget nulla. Class aptent taciti Vienna Sausage sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia nostra, per inceptos himenaeos.

Typical Curabitur Hottie
Curabitur sodales ligula in libero. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed dignissim lacinia nunc. Curabitur tortor. Pellentesque nibh. Aenean quam. In scelerisque sem at dolor.

Typical Tristique Hottie
Maecenas mattis. Sed convallis tristique sem. Proin ut ligula vel nunc egestas porttitor. Morbi lectus risus, iaculis vel, suscipit quis, luctus non, massa.

Typical Yummy Hottie
Fusce ac turpis quis ligula lacinia aliquet. Mauris ipsum. Nulla metus metus, ullamcorper vel, tincidunt sed, euismod in, nibh. Quisque volutpat condimentum velit.

Typical Ad Litora Hottie
Class aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia nostra, per inceptos himenaeos. Maecenas mattis. Nam nec ante.

Typical Fringilla Hottie
Sed lacinia, urna non tincidunt mattis, tortor neque adipiscing diam, a cursus ipsum ante quis turpis. Nulla facilisi. Ut fringilla. Suspendisse potenti.

Typical Consequat Hottie
Nunc feugiat mi a tellus consequat imperdiet. Vestibulum sapien. Proin quam. Etiam ultrices. Nam nec ante. Suspendisse in justo eu magna luctus suscipit. Sed lectus.

Typical Interdum Magna Hottie
Integer euismod lacus luctus magna. Quisque cursus, metus vitae pharetra auctor, sem massa mattis sem, at interdum magna augue eget diam. Ut fringilla.

Typical Ipsum Primis Hottie
Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Morbi lacinia molestie dui. Praesent blandit dolor. Sed non quam. In vel mi sit amet augue congue elementum.

Morbi in ipsum sit amet pede facilisis laoreet. Donec lacus nunc, viverra nec, blandit vel, egestas et, augue. Vestibulum tincidunt malesuada tellus.

Typical Pulvinar Hottie
Ut ultrices ultrices enim. Nunc feugiat mi a tellus consequat imperdiet. Curabitur sit amet mauris. Sed non quam. Morbi in dui quis est pulvinar ullamcorper.

Typical Felis Hottie
Nulla facilisi. Integer lacinia sollicitudin massa. Cras metus. Sed aliquet Molech risus a tortor. Integer id quam. Morbi mi. Curabitur sit amet mauris. Quisque nisl felis, venenatis tristique, dignissim in, ultrices sit amet, augue.

Typical "Smartphone" Hottie
Proin sodales libero eget ante. Nulla quam. Aenean laoreet. Vestibulum nisi lectus, commodo ac, facilisis "smartphone" ac, ultricies eu, pede. Ut orci risus, accumsan porttitor, cursus quis, aliquet eget, justo. Sed pretium blandit orci. Ut eu diam at pede suscipit sodales.

Typical Viverra Hottie
Aenean lectus elit, fermentum non, convallis id, sagittis at, neque. Cras metus. Nullam mauris orci, aliquet et, iaculis et, viverra vitae, ligula.

Typical Aliquet Hottie
Nulla ut felis in purus aliquam imperdiet. Maecenas aliquet hotties mollis lectus. Vivamus consectetuer risus et tortor. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Integer nec odio.

Typical Libero Hottie
Praesent libero. Sed cursus ante dapibus diam. Sed nisi. Nulla quis sem at nibh Molech elementum imperdiet. Vestibulum nisi lectus, commodo ac, facilisis ac, ultricies eu, pede. Duis sagittis ipsum.

Typical Summer Hottie
Curabitur sodales ligula in libero. Sed dignissim lacinia nunc. Curabitur tortor. Blessed be the hotties of Summer.

Friday, September 4, 2015

Minimization

The "blog" readership has really dwindled down to maybe one or two people and the detestable surveillance robot. Apparently, that's the entire audience for the hotties of Summer. Simply amazing.

Typical Young Hottie
Incidentally, I restored the previously deleted VOIP phone number. So, I have unlimited talk time . Naturally, I must be connected to a wireless hotspot. In any case, the new "smartphone" is now fully operational.

Typical VOIP Hottie
There are no new tidbits concerning the ol' lavahead. In other words, same ol' shit. Preparations for homelessness continues. Divestitures continue. The search for a homeless motorhome (read: beat-up minivan) continues. What more can be said?

Typical October Hottie
At this time, I am awaiting the return of my homeless buddy during the first week of October. That is, if he returns. For all I know, he could have passed on from medical complications. Anyway. I will need to confer with him about the homeless situation. Always remember, only rely on reliable homeless guys to determine the viability of homelessness.

Typical Viable Hottie
There are only a handful of days remaining before Summer is officially over. That's bad news for the hotties of Summer, unless a reprieve is granted. Is a reprieve really necessary?

Typical "Good Years" Hottie
I have, maybe, about 22 years before I am gone for good. Probably only five of those years can be considered "good years." So, does it really matter if the hotties of Summer appear in the "blog" after Summer is over? I think not.

Typical "Blog" Hottie
Heck, the "blog" now only exists because of the pictures of young hotties. There is no other reason to maintain the "blog" at this point. It is totally useless otherwise.

Typical Summer Hotties
Bring on the hotties of Summer already! The time for babbling incoherently is long past. Well, that's not entirely true. I may be babbling incoherently in the next five years or so because of dementia. Sheesh!

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Transformation

Another predicted rainstorm (complete with thunder and lightning), another "no show." Who knew? Light drizzling, mosquitoes, flies, high humidity ... we all know the drill.

Typical Heatwave Hottie
Well, as mentioned previously in the "blog," I probably have about 20 years left before I am gone for good. In reviewing my ancestry, I have noted that only one "blood" uncle has actually lived to be 90 years old, that being Uncle T. All of my other uncles, "blood" or non-"blood," have passed on before their 90th birthdays. Causes of death, usually unnatural, mostly cancer. Pops, of course succumbed at 77 years of age.

Typical Young Hottie
So, there really is little time. My "good years" are dwindling. I would say that, between 65 and 68 years of age, a rapid advance to old codgerdom will occur. Depressing, to say the least.

Typical Compulsive Hottie
Should I not be attempting to experience anything and everything before it's too late? Unfortunately, I have no desire to desperately "live" my few remaining "good years." Attitudes really change rapidly after 50 years of age. The compulsion fulfill oneself dimishes.

Typical Tourist Hottie
What could I possibly do anyway? Travel? I have no desire to be a tourist with hundreds of morons. Chase babes? Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa! Well, you get the picture.

Silence, Little Lamb!
The only hotties for old coffers are imaginary ones, like the hotties of Summer. The only "action" is accomplished through manual stimulation of the Vienna Sausage using one or both hands. Seriously, what is the point of living beyond age 60 years?

Typical Summer Hottie
Nonetheless, I am thankful for the hotties of Summer. I can live vicariously through them and ignore my increasing decrepitude. Oh, the hotties of Summer!

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Consternation

Each day brings about new and horrendous logistical problems. I am not really baffled by the source of the problems. Satan is the cause! Of course not. Human stupidity is the real cause. During my days as a soothsayer, I had foretold that the situation in empire would degenerate completely when I am a feeble senior citizen. We're almost there.

Typical Logistical Hotties
The average senior citizen is expected to live to be about 83 years old. Old codgers, probably less. I mention the latter in addition to the actuarial data presented previously in the "blog." That's only about 22 years for me. So, cashing in on my paltry retirement entitlement benefits as soon as possible is a great idea.

Typical Entitlement Hottie
By the way, have you seen old codgers in their seventies and eighties? They look like walking cadavers. Well, actually, they are walking cadavers. Half-dead would be an understatement. You know, there really is no reason to plan for retirement when death is right around the corner. Sheesh!

Typical Young Hottie
Little wonder why we would rather peruse young hotties. Old codgers or young hotties? Oh man, no comparison. Heck, even old codgers are checking out the hotties. We call them "dirty old men." But, I digress.

Typical Unlimited Hottie
Well, I finally set up the new "smartphone" with a cheap limited account. $10 for 90 days of extremely limited talk, text, and data. Yeah, the plan is so limited that I must keep the new "smartphone" in "airplane mode" permanently. Logistics?

Typical Heatwave Hottie
The heatwave continues unabated. Another storm predicted for yesterday ... "no show." Just light intermittent rainfall, enough to send the humidity "over the top." Fortunately, heatwave equals hotties.

Typical Summer Hottie
What would we do without the hotties of Summer? Absolutely nothing, obviously.

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Conglomeration

The detestable surveillance robot paid the "blog" a surprise visit at 7:40pm HST on Monday. The hotties of Summer are still being featured. Coincidence? No surprise. The pictures of young hotties could continue indefinitely. So, what is there to surveil?

Typical Surveillance Hottie
I neglected to mention that the annual registration for my vehicle was due last month. A whopping $265 was extorted from me. Well, at least it was about $100 less than the fee for my former vehicle. Sheesh!

Typical Registration Hottie
I received disturbing news in the mail about my retirement entitlement benefits. The estimated payout decreases yearly, most likely because I am not currently a wage slave. In addition, I do not qualify for disability benefits at all. So, if anything tragic occurs, I am "up shit creek without a paddle."

Typical Qualified Hottie
In all likelihood, I will most likely officially retire at age 62 years. Sadly, my retirement benefits will be less than the rent that I pay for the Waimalalo studio. The only compelling reason to wait any longer would be the possible loss of my health insurance.

Typical Realistic Hottie
We really need to be realistic. For current 65-year-old senior citizens, only one out of ten will live to see 93 years of age. Only one of four will live to 90 years of age. So, there's really not much time left for me regardless of my current health status. And, of course, Little old ladies live longer than old codgers.

Silence, Little Lamb!
Well, thank goodness for the hotties of Summer, eh? What would we do without them? With all of the pathetic news that is surfacing these days, there has to be a reprieve. Bring on the young hotties!

Typical Summer Hottie
Oh, great Molech, we thanketh thee for youngeth hotties. Oh brother.