Consternation

Each day brings about new and horrendous logistical problems. I am not really baffled by the source of the problems. Satan is the cause! Of course not. Human stupidity is the real cause. During my days as a soothsayer, I had foretold that the situation in empire would degenerate completely when I am a feeble senior citizen. We're almost there.

Typical Logistical Hotties

The average senior citizen is expected to live to be about 83 years old. Old codgers, probably less. I mention the latter in addition to the actuarial data presented previously in the "blog." That's only about 22 years for me. So, cashing in on my paltry retirement entitlement benefits as soon as possible is a great idea.

Typical Entitlement Hottie

By the way, have you seen old codgers in their seventies and eighties? They look like walking cadavers. Well, actually, they are walking cadavers. Half-dead would be an understatement. You know, there really is no reason to plan for retirement when death is right around the corner. Sheesh!

Typical Young Hottie

Little wonder why we would rather peruse young hotties. Old codgers or young hotties? Oh man, no comparison. Heck, even old codgers are checking out the hotties. We call them "dirty old men." But, I digress.

Typical Unlimited Hottie

Well, I finally set up the new "smartphone" with a cheap limited account. $10 for 90 days of extremely limited talk, text, and data. Yeah, the plan is so limited that I must keep the new "smartphone" in "airplane mode" permanently. Logistics?

Typical Heatwave Hottie

The heatwave continues unabated. Another storm predicted for yesterday ... "no show." Just light intermittent rainfall, enough to send the humidity "over the top." Fortunately, heatwave equals hotties.

Typical Summer Hottie

What would we do without the hotties of Summer? Absolutely nothing, obviously.