Thursday, October 1, 2015

Lobotomization

Everything is fatiguing. As a matter of fact, "fatigue" is my middle name ... Tralfaz Fatigue Lavahead. Oh, I am sick and tired of "bullshit." Daily chores are also grating on my nerves. My senior citizen routine is useless. Nothing gives me peace of mind.

Typical Fitness Hottie
Even my workouts at the gym are proving to be fruitless. What is the purpose? I will be experiencing severe musculoskeletal degradation soon enough. All of human life is futile in the face of death.

Typical Purposeful Hottie
And, don't get me started on "smartphones." Useless "piece of shit." The device is a lobotomizer. That's it. And, really, why are people carrying it around, extended at arm's length, like it is a Tricorder from "Star Trek"?

Typical "Star Trek" Hottie
Speaking of "smartphones," the cheap "smartphone" is still operational even though it is severely damaged. How can a cheap $50 device be so resilient? I don't even use the new "smartphone."

Typical "Smartphone" Hottie
As I mentioned previously in the "blog," the cheap "smartphone" performs all daily on-line functions, including the composition of the "blog" and downloads of choice hurdy-gurdy video clips.

Typical On-Line Hottie
Heck, if I cease the two aforementioned activities, then I could dispose of the cheap "smartphone." Obviously, I can't divest the new "smartphone" because it does function as an actual cellphone.

Typical "Blog" Hottie
Oh, I don't know. Perhaps I should deploy either "smartphone" as a Tricorder like everyone else. I could walk around like a zombie, all the while thumb-typing idiotic nonsense to no one in particular.

Typical Empire Hottie
Little wonder why the citizens of empire go berserk and engage in senseless gun shooting sprees. The subconscious of the mush-like mind realizes that a short life is made even shorter by wasting so much time with a fake Tricorder.

Typical Summer Hottie
Lobotomization. Tricorder. Molech. Hotties of Summer. Which will it be?

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