Maximization

On Monday, when I arrived back at Waimanalo in the evening, the landlord disclosed to me that the renovated Chaos Manor (read: rental housing) is still being renovated. Yeah, over a year of renovations and there's still more renovations to be done. So, I won't be moving anytime soon.

Typical Renovated Hottie

Still no sign of my homeless buddy. A few more days are required before the speculation begins. Until then, I will assume that he's fine.

Typical "Mainstream" Hottie

I mentioned previously that I have viewed only a handful of "mainstream" flicks, courtesy bit-torrent downloading, over the past few months. The flicks included "Mad Max: Fury Road," "Terminator Genisys," "Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation," "Jurassic World," and "Tomorrowland." But, I digress.

Typical Young Hottie

Let's face it, we are only gathered here to view pictures of young hotties collected from all corners of the Net. There's no other reason to be here.

Typical "Selfie" Hottie

Nearly all of the "selfies" taken by myriad young hotties was accomplished with a "smartphone," particularly the fruit-based models.

Typical "Smartphone" Hottie

That's right, young hotties invest over $650 for a fruit-based "smartphone" just to snap hundreds of "selfies" and dabble endlessly in social networking. What a wise investment!

Typical "Blog" Hottie

Obviously, without such an investment by every young hottie, there would be no pictures to embed in the "blog." The "blog" would have been mummified eons ago. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Typical Posed Hottie

Why do young hotties pose in skimpy outfits, take "selfies," and post them on the Net for all to see? Who knows? Who cares? Just keep those "selfies" coming! Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Typical Revealing Hottie

So, let us peruse a few more pictures of young hotties now, shall we? Let us revel in the true purpose of the "blog" now, shall we? Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Typical Favorite Hottie

Yes, these are some of my favorite young hotties. Well, actually, they are all my favorites. Can you tell? Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Typical Comedic Hottie

Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa! Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa! Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa! Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa! Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa! What's so damned funny?

Typical Summer Hottie

I don't know. I don't care. Just bring on the hotties of Summer already. Naturally, only the maximization of grief by another surveillance robot intrusion at 6:50am HST could ruin the good times. Sheesh!