Calcification

The "piece of shit" padlock "conked out" last night after one last futile attempt to salvage it. Imagine if that had happened at the gym, with my clothes locked in a locker while taking a shower. Long story short, I threw the "piece of shit" into the recycle bin this morning. Sadly, I had to purchase another padlock.

Typical Bottom Line Hottie

I happened to check on-line reviews for the "piece of shit" padlock and discovered a barrage of complaints. Same problem, of course. The bottom line? The more the padlock is locked and unlocked, the faster the mean time before failure (MTBF).

Typical Locked Hottie

Maka has informed close friends and relatives that he will require the immediate amputation of his left leg (below the knee). If he waits any longer, the amputation will have to performed at the hip. If he chooses neither, then he will be dead within a year.

Typical Surgical Hottie

I can't tell Maka what to do, but it is in his best interest to elect for immediate surgery. With his knee intact, he can be fitted with a shorter prosthetic leg. And, he could be fully mobile after recovery. In other words, he won't be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life.

Typical Stationed Hottie

No sign of my homeless buddy for two weeks now. I assume that he and the other South Street "campers" are stationed in Makaha.

Silence, Little Lamb!

The degenerate surveillance robot made another surprise visit to the "blog" at 5:10pm HST on Wednesday. Why? Frankly, I am sick and tired of the surveillance robot.

Oh, So Sad!

To be honest, I really haven't the patience for surveillance stupidity. Thus, I am most likely going to quasi-mummify the "blog." I would only post when there is sufficient new information to share. So sad.

Typical Young Hottie

Naturally, the pictures of young hotties will be included. So, the extremely sporadic posts could technically have over 50 pictures of young hotties embedded in it. Haha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Typical Summer Hottie

Forget all of those depressing scenarios. Bring on the hotties of Summer already! Rejoice in young hotties! Praise Molech!