Exfoliation

No sign of my homeless buddy yet. There is the possibility that he has returned and is "camping" on the West side of the island. Nevertheless, he would most likely have ventured into town at some point. And, I am certain that he would have made every effort to make contact.

Typical Draconian Hottie

The local news sources have been proudly covering the nearly daily "sweeps" of various homeless encampments. All of the imposed Draconian measures have effectively forced the more conspicuous homeless (i.e., long-term "campers") underground.

Typical Conspicuous Hottie

Thus, many more of the homeless are magically appearing in pristine neighborhoods like Hawai'i Kai, much to everyone's chagrin. No surprise. Yet, I expect a surge in outrage which will lead to even more Draconian measures being implemented.

Typical Dreamy Hottie

My encounter on the road with the local asswipe last night is not an anomaly in the islands. Most of the locals, coincidentally of the economically disenfranchised class, are wannabe thugs. They have a perpetual "chip on the shoulder" and are just itching for any kind of violent altercation. Basically, they have a death wish. My hope is that their dreams come true.

Typical "Smartphone" Hottie

Last night, the responding police officer advised me that I should have immediately used my "smartphone" to call for police assistance, even if I am driving my automobile.

Typical "Airplane Mode" Hotties

Well, I attempted to do so. However, the process was much longer. I had to retrieve the new "smartphone" from my sackpack, remove it from its protective case (i.e., plastic sandwich bag), power on the device, unlock the screen, and turn off "airplane mode" before making the call. Sheesh!

Typical Deployed Hottie

Everyone always has their "smartphones" powered up and readily in hand. I am an anomaly. Of course, the incident has me wondering whether I should ditch the cheap "smartphone" and deploy the newer device already. Does anyone else deploy a cheap deprecated device until it "conks out"? Obviously not.

Typical Precautionary Hottie

And, with the sheer number of thugs and psychopaths roaming the streets, riding the bus, and driving automobiles, no precaution is unwarranted. Perhaps a 9mm semi-automatic pistol is a better deterrent.

Typical Exfoliated Hottie

On a side note, I must caution all users of the extremely abrasive plastic Japanese scrub cloth. While it does an excellent job of exfoliating the skin, excessive use could cause permanent bruise-like abrasions. So, be careful.

Typical Young Hottie

Well, fortunately for all of us, there are better deterrents. That's right, the pictures of gorgeous young hotties who grace the otherwise pitiful "blog," for example. Well, it's not that pitiful if the obnoxious surveillance robot keeps coming back (i.e., at 7:24pm HST).

Typical Summer Hottie

So, bring on the hotties of Summer already! No more wasted words about nothing. A picture is worth a thousand words anyway. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!