At a press conference with no one in attendance this morning, the ol' lavahead announced that Lou's School of Etiquette is shutting down permanently, effective immediately. No questions were asked. No explanation was offered. No enrollment statistics were disclosed. Sheesh!
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| Typical Matriculated Hottie |
Life on the streets for my homeless buddy, by the way is not "easy street." He is basically an urban nomad during the daylight hours. He arrives at the "camp" situated at a business building on South Street at 6pm. He and the ten other local "campers" sleep until 4am in the morning. Subsequently, they quickly pack and disperse. There are no restroom facilities in the area. Because they have kept the the "camp" clean and have caused no disturbances, the "campers" have not been bothered by the police.
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| Typical Nomadic Hottie |
Maka was in the hospital again, this time for 19 days, because of problems with his leg (an adjunct condition of diabetes). The hospital stays are becoming longer and more frequent. The real issue is that Maka does not care for himself properly. And, according to another associate, Maka is back on the streets again, this time in Nanakuli.
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| Typical Renovated Hottie |
The landlord has notified me that I will be moving to the studio in the renovated Chaos Manor (read: rental housing) sometime early next month. That's all I know so far. Frankly, I am ready to leave Waimanalo for good.
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| Typical "Smartphone" Hottie |
The cheap "smartphone" is still carrying the Net workload. For $50 (on sale), it sure is a resilient "piece of shit." The charging circuit is malfunctioning. The screen digitizer is really off calibration-wise. The operating system is two generations behind. What more can be said? However, it may not "conk out" for a long time.
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| Typical "Selfie" Hottie |
Well, no news is good news, as "they" say (whoever "they" are). The only good news, really, is an announcement for more pictures of young hotties. Who needs any news when young hotties are snapping enticing "selfies"?
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| Typical Showcase Hottie |
Young hotties. The "blog." One and the same. So, yes, there are many more pictures of young hotties to showcase. So, what's the point of going on and on about the young hotties?
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| Typical Young Hottie |
Obviously, there is nothing else to discuss. And, there has to be at least a paragraph of text as a delimiter between pictures of young hotties. Otherwise, the posts would not be aesthetically pleasing.
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| Typical Featured Hottie |
Of course, the featured young hotties could carry the entire post
sans text. As I grow more fatigued of composing redundant accolades for the young hotties, I may "throw in the towel" and eliminate textual content.
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| Typical Surveillance Hottie |
What would the disgusting surveillance robot think about that? I don't know. Maybe it will "blow a fuse." Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!
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| Typical Summer Hottie |
Bring on the hotties of Summer already. We're tired of the incessant babbling as well as the repulsive surveillance robot. Hotties! Robot! Hotties! Robot! Aww, screw the robot!
The nomadic lifestyle is wonderful, hearkens back to our original hunter gatherer existence, though not sure about the urban nomad variant--I prefer to be in nature, or else someplace (like Europe) where I can easily walk from town to town and alternate between hotels and camping in nature. Another possibility, which I've already suggested, is going to Vietnam (initially with your friend to show you the ropes), then migrating town to town via bus or taxi until your visa runs out, then moving to Cambodia and doing the same there, then Thailand, Laos, back to Vietnam, etc, living in hotels the whole time of course--camping is out of the question there. You've numbed yourself to the point of feeling no pain and can continue that way until you die, the life of a "tree stump" as my monk cousin once put it. What you and my monk cousin are lacking is joy.
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