Monday, October 5, 2015

Fabrication

My homeless buddy was supposed to return from Vietnam last Friday. So far, there has been no sign of him. It's still too early to speculate on his whereabouts. However, as noted in the "blog," his precarious health issues could be a factor.

Typical Draconian Hottie
If and when my homeless buddy returns to the islands, he will face an entirely new homeless environment. So many Draconian measures have been deployed recently that there's almost nowhere for the homeless to go. And, my homeless buddy was relegated to being homeless on the streets prior to his departure.

Typical Reliable Hottie
My homeless buddy is, of course, the only reliable source about the homeless situation. Only he could be relied upon to provide homeless alternatives. Thus, without his "ear to the ground," I am hesitant to make any drastic moves.

Typical Trusted Hottie
There really is no other source of homeless information. Local news sources, charitable organizations, and government agencies are "full of shit." No information or data from the aforementioned can be trusted. I can fabricate better data without even trying. Sheesh!

Typical Charged Hottie
The cheap "smartphone" has now been deployed continuously. No longer is it powered off, even though its charging circuit is malfunctioning. The device will remain in service until it "konks out." Otherwise, there is really little need for it or the newer device.

Silence, Little Lamb!
Downloading of hurdy-gurdy video clips has been mummified indefinitely. And, only a handful of "mainstream" flicks have been downloaded recently. Aside from on-line finances, the only remaining function of either "smartphone" is the maintenance of the " blog."

Typical Summer Hottie
Well, there is also the downloading of pictures of young hotties. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa! Bring on the hotties of Summer already!

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