Vivification

My homeless buddy was very impressed with the modern changes in Vietnam, in particular Ho Chi Minh City (formerly Saigon), so much so that he purchased a 4-bedroom house (with his son as co-owner) there. That's where he plans to retire. He has urged me to consider retiring there, too. In fact, he has invited me to join him on his next jaunt to Vietnam.

Typical Empire Hottie

Purchasing property in Vietnam as a foreigner is possible. A foreign owner can only hold the property for 50 years, however. No inheritance provisions are available for foreigners. Since my homeless buddy is technically a citizen of empire, he falls under those rules.

Typical Resident Hottie

When my homeless buddy speaks of retiring in Vietnam, he is not inferring a permanent residency. He can only spend a few months out of the year there due to passport restrictions. For the rest of the time, he will "camp" on the streets in Honolulu. Thus, his retirement will be consumed by shuttling back and forth between Vietnam and Hawai'i, alternating between relaxing in a luxurious home and "camping" on the streets respectively.

Typical Luxurious Hottie

My homeless buddy could renounce his citizenship here in empire, but he would lose his only source of income. That is, his disability benefits. He would also lose his food subsidy and health insurance. That's probably not going to work for him.

Typical Young Hottie

My homeless buddy also mentioned that old codgers can find young wives in Vietnam ... for a $5,000 fee. The chicks can be as young as 20 years old, all of them from the rural areas of North Vietnam. There are three other requirements, but the process is quite simple. Yeah, my homeless buddy thinks of everything.

Typical Makaha Hottie

My homeless buddy is a good man, but he may not have thought out his plans adequately. Being a citizen of empire, he should have purchased a cheap condominium on the West side of the island (i.e., Makaha) instead of a house in Vietnam. Then, he could simply rent a place for cheap in Vietnam when he visits, which is what he usually does. I suspect that his sister influenced his decision.

Typical Rhetorical Hottie

Well, that is neither here or there. Pictures of young hotties in skimpy attire is all that we care about. Right? That was a rhetorical question.

Typical "Blog" Hottie

Yes, that's the main purpose for the "blog." Heck, it's the only purpose for the "blog." Let's take that a step further. There is no purpose for the "blog." The "blog" is just a picture album of young hotties.

Typical Surveillance Hottie

The words, filler material at best, are no better than the "lorem ipsum" equivalent. Just useless crap to throw off the detestable surveillance robot. In fact, let me advise you to forget about content. There isn't any.

Typical Non-Blurry Hottie

Just scan through each posting and savor the blurred pictures of young hotties. Try to imagine the pictures being less blurry, which should be the case since the expensive fruit-based "smartphone" was used as the camera.

Silence, Little Lamb!

And, if anyone does not appreciate the myriad pictures of young hotties, I say, "Silence, little lamb!" Have you noticed the great symbolic pictures that are captioned with, "Silence, little lamb!"? Very subliminal, eh?

Typical Summer Hottie

Oh brother. Bring on the hotties of Summer already. Forget about the other nonsense. Let Molech sort out those matters. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!