Abrogation

With each passing day, the return of my homeless buddy becomes less likely. My only solid and reliable connection to the world of homelessness ... gone. In effect, the long-awaited homeless decision will be reduced to a "crap shoot."

Typical Pressing Hottie

There are other pressing issues as well. First and foremost, I am squandering the last of my "good years" for no particular reason. My predictions, mostly all of them, have (or are rapidly coming) true. Within the subset of finance, the predictions are bringing me closer to bankruptcy.

Typical Familial Hottie

My only purpose for remaining "on course" is the vow that I would remain in proximity as long as moms is alive, a kind of binding family obligation. Of course, my prediction that moms would live to be 120 years old is seemingly accurate. "Armageddon" is not coming, but moms will endure as long as possible to live through the fictional event.

Typical Predictive Hottie

Other factors are at play, which I will delineate upon in due time. All that to say ... the routine is going to remain the same for an indefinite period of time, much like the zero interest rate regime of the global central banks.

Typical Embedded Hottie

Thus, there is a poverty of potential content for the "blog." Let's face it, how long can I continue to discuss young hotties and their "selfies" along with the associated embedded pictures? I am already repeating myself ad nauseam. In other words, the "blog" cannot continue in the current fashion forever.

Typical Circumstantial Hottie

Yes, given the circumstances, the "blog" should be abrogated as soon as possible. In the meantime, there are just too many pictures of young hotties to showcase. No hotties, no "blog." Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Typical "Smartphone" Hottie

Oddly, all of the young hotties possess $650 "smartphones." Yet, they cannot produce a nice high-quality "selfish." The devices also contain image processing software. Can't the young hotties crop the images better?

Typical Young Hottie

Well, I can't really complain. We are so fortunate to have myriad young hotties share their wares, so to speak. What, ... would you rather peruse pictures of old codgers? Ugh!

Typical Shaded Hottie

Another problem with many "selfies" is the prevalence of shades (read: sunglasses). Why wear those dorky things while displaying their wares? Anonymity, you think? Just take off those foolish shades already. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Silence, Little Lamb!

Of course, there are even better "selfies" available in which the young hotties bare all. Obviously, the perverted surveillance robot would "blow a fuse" if those kinds of pictures surfaced in the "blog." So, that category of "selfies" has been omitted.

Typical Summer Hottie

Well, enough foolish chatter. Bring on the hotties of Summer already. We want hotties! We want hotties! Oh brother.