Stimulation

On Sunday, I ended up chatting for a few minutes with Les. I was sitting at my favorite bus transfer stop in Kaimuki at the time. Les strolled by, stopped, and backtracked to talk. He is still a strange guy, still arrogant in some ways. He definitely looks as though he's 70 years old, but he is actually younger than me.

Typical "Guess Who?" Hottie

Anyway, Les is planning to retire from wage slavery in a few years. He plans to move to the People's Republic of China to teach English as a second language there, or so he says. In fact, he recently visited China and was very impressed. Yet, why would a guy in his sixties, possibly looking eighty-ish by then, want to move to China? My guess is that he wants to find a young Chinese wife. Call it a hunch.

Typical Twenty-ish Hottie

Maka is definitely out on the streets again. In other words, he is homeless. However, with all of the Draconian measures targeting the homeless, Maka is forced to sleep anywhere he can find a spot. I again urged him to consider the homeless motorhome (read: beat-up minivan) option.

Typical Punisher Hottie

By the way, a consumer tip. Do not purchase the Master® 1500iD padlock. It is a total "piece of shit." After one month, the "piece of shit" began malfunctioning regularly. After six months, it refused to unlock most of the time. Eventually, it won't unlock at all. Inside the "piece of shit" are multiple plastic gears and pieces. Only the casing, hasp, and latch are metal. Regrettably, I had to "punish" the padlock, which rendered it completely useless.

Typical Real Life Hottie

Needless to say, real life is just a nauseating nightmare. That's why the "blog" must revert to the default pictures of young hotties. Young hotties. Real life. Young hotties. Real life. I'll take the young hotties any day.

Mia Li

How about gorgeous hurdy-gurdy hotties like Mia Li? Yes, there is a definite need to include pictures of hurdy-gurdy hotties in the "blog." Heck, I had to immediately download a few choice video clips of Mia Li and store them in the "cloud."

Cyrstaal Rae

Or, how about about the lovely new "spinner," Cyrstaal Rae? There are so many new hurdy-gurdy hotties now, all of them nubile and fresh. Hotties like Mia Li are probably what is driving Les to move to China. But, I digress.

Typical Nubile Hottie

Yes, young hotties. That's the sole purpose of the "blog." Hotties, and more hotties. All displaying their wares or dressed as scantily as possible. That's why the disgusting surveillance robot keeps coming back.

Typical Surveillance Hottie

Sadly, the surveillance robot popped up again on Tuesday at 7:55pm HST. Of course, I tricked the idiotic surveillance robot into showing its face. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa! But, I digress again.

Typical Digression Hottie

Who cares about the repugnant 'bot? Our concern is young hotties. The goal is to embed as many pictures of young hotties in each post as possible. No holds barred.

Typical Embedded Hottie

And, a little bit of trivia. The embedding of pictures of young hotties in the "blog" is a tedious process. Each picture must be resized manually, too, in order to achieve a level of consistency.

Typical Young Hottie

However, the showcase of young hotties is not a trivial matter. The "blog" would be nothing without the pictures of young hotties.

Typical Summer Hottie

So, bring on the hotties of Summer already! Stop babbling, and show us the goods! Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!