Devaluation

My homeless buddy is still "camping" on South Street with nine other people. One of the other "campers" has been approved for subsidized housing in Makaha, and he has invited the other guys, including my homeless buddy, to stay there (at night) indefinitely. That scenario is unlikely to last too long. Once the other residents see ten suspicious characters coming and going from the small apartment, "all hell will break loose."

Typical Asian Hottie

My homeless buddy also mentioned that he is renting out his house in Vietnam for $500 per month. He is fortunate that his sister can manage his affairs for him in absentia.

Typical Housed Hottie

My homeless buddy also has plans to purchase another house in Vietnam in about five years. That's why he's going to remain homeless. He is saving his monthly disability compensation.

Typical Technology Hottie

My homeless buddy has also become an entrepreneur of sorts. He is now charging between $100 to $250 for technology services rendered. His clients? Other homeless guys with stolen "smartphones" and notebook computers.

Typical "Smartphone" Hottie

While in Vietnam, my homeless buddy learned how to unlock "smartphones" by taking a three-month course (at a cost of $400). He can also install new operating systems on locked-out computers using pirated software. Alas, I am somewhat disappointed that my homeless buddy is now an enabler of petty thieves. Blame it on the "system," I suppose.

Michelle Rodriguez

Bring on the hotties of Summer already! Or, how about "safe" pictures of young hurdy-gurdy hotties like Michelle Rodriguez? Did you notice that one of the hotties has been reprised? One of my favorites! So sorry, the repugnant surveillance robot, popping in at 7:10pm HST apparently doesn't approve.