Minivan Research

Research concerning homeless motorhomes (read: beat-up minivans) continues. So far, the findings have been somewhat conclusive. Only three makes of minivans immediately qualify as homeless motorhomes: Chrysler® Town & Country, Dodge® Grand Caravan, and Nissan® Quest. All have rear seating that folds flat.

Typical Research Hotties

Other makes require the physical removal of the rear seats. Only older and dilapidated minivans would be likely candidates as the rear seats would be discarded. Storage of the removed seats is not an option.

Typical Good News Hotties

At this point in time, I am looking at an equivalent price trade with the Nissan® Cube. Thus, any cash outlay will be minimal. There have been a handful of minivans appearing for sale as of this week, which is good news.

Typical Gym Hottie

As for the homeless situation ... out of control. The homeless presence on all bus routes has increased. At the gym in town, the homeless situation is even worse. During the day, the homeless are filing in and out of the gym continuously. They use the lockers for day storage. And, they engage in mundane homeless chores which tie up the limited resources. One homeless clown was even smoking cigarettes in the shower.

Typical Local Hottie

My observations indicate that nearly all of the homeless are from the mainland empire. Very few locals. Every day, there are new faces. So, the homeless migration is continuing unabated.

Typical Summer Hottie

Well, pictures of young hotties will definitely offset the discussion of losers and derelicts in the "blog." Thank goodness for the hotties of Summer!