Slob

Prior to my emergency visit to the hospital a little over a year ago, I lost about five pounds in weight. The loss was quite rapid, which was puzzling.

Typical Perfect Hottie

Fast-forward to now. I have gained about 15 pounds, for a net gain of about ten pounds. Much to my chagrin, I visually confirmed a slight abdominal protrusion. Obviously, I am on the path to becoming a slob, very common for senior citizens.

Typical 1,200-Calorie Hottie

So, I will immediately modify my diet. Not that I have been "stuffing my face" with crap food and desserts. I am still consuming only about 1,200 calories on average. Yet, I am becoming a slob.

Silence, Little Lamb!

Speaking of slobs, a recent news report has indicated that, in empire, the majority of people in the general overweight demographic are actually obese. In other words, there are fewer and fewer people who are just a handful of pounds over "normal." What does that tell you?

Typical Summer Hotties

Fortunately, the hotties of Summer do not share the latter problem. Who wants to look at a slob when there are gorgeous young hotties to ogle?