Everything is "going to hell in a handbasket." There's no reprieve, that's for sure, unless the hotties of Summer come into play. What can be more placating than a Summer hottie?
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| Typical Summer Hottie |
The hotties of Summer will be gracing the "blog" for a spell. Much more comforting than a war between empire and the Russian Federation. Much easier on the eyes than losers or derelicts.
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| Typical Future Past Hottie |
And, for old codgers, a reminder of days of future past. The shriveled up Vienna Sausage springs back to life ... momentarily. Then, it quickly "peters out." Oh well.
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| Typical Generic Hottie |
Filler text must be inserted in order to maintain the appearance of "substance," just an excuse to embed pictures of young hotties in the "blog." The generic "lorem ipsum" filler could have sufficed.
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| Typical Mobile Hottie |
Alas, there are so many pictures of hotties in the
queue again. So, a few tidbits of the mundane will serve as more filler.
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| Typical Heatwave Hottie |
The small pillow that was purchased with future homelessness in mind will be given to moms. Long story short, the foam pillow overheats the oversized cranium during Summer heatwaves.
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| Typical Frugal Hottie |
Attempts at personal organizing in view of future homelessness proved futile. Thus, all organizing aids will be divested. Plastic bags are a better and more frugal alternative. That's why the homeless are always acquiring plastic bags.
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| Typical Island-Wide Hotties |
Sadly, an island-wide ban on the use of plastic bags by retailers will take effect on July 1st. Frankly, the plastic bag ban is probably another initiative designed to harass the homeless.
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| Typical Summer Hotties |
As I stated, ... "going to hell in a handbasket." That's why a diversion is necessary ... the hotties of Summer.
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