Compression

The Apple® iPad® mini 2 tablet computer is gradually assuming more of the technological needs of the ol' lavahead. Even with all of its limitations, the device will soon replace the Nexus 7 tablet computer. Moving away from the Google® surveillance regime is certainly comforting. However, there's more that meets the eye. I will be sixty years of age next month. I will be moving into a mortuary masquerading as a dormitory. That spells D ... E ... A ... T ... H, by the way. Or, at the very least, preparation for death, as I stated on numerous occasions. Thus, I must embrace technology that is very easy for an old codger to use, one that is "sandboxed" to protect me from ... what? Evil? Myself? The Pirate Bay? Google®? You?

Typical Embedded Hottie

Of course, technology for old codgers eliminates the need for young hotties, at least in picture form. Fortunately, the iPad® is protecting me from viewing and saving such pictures, which could provoke impure and lustful thoughts worthy of the "dirty old man" moniker. It also is preventing me from embedding those pictures in the "blog," which could incite impure thoughts in other old codgers. We can't have that now, can we?

Another day in the life of an old codger. The highlight of the day was the restoration of the extreme monk haircut. Nothing else was on the agenda. All matters concerning the Chinatown mortuary ... errr, dormitory ... have been compressed into the last three days before the big move. Sheesh!