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Typical Embedded Hottie |
Otherwise, I spent the weekend engaged in a variety of minor chores in preparation for my move to the despicable Chinatown dormitory. Frankly, I need to totally rid myself of little gadgets like the Waterpik® flosser and my electric shaver. Why not just use regular dental floss (which I do deploy anyway) and a cheap flatblade-type razor? Why does an old codger need to take care of his decrepit self anyway?
Ol' Lavahead Mini-Update®
After extensive testing, I discovered that I have no control over photos and images on the iPad® mini 2 tablet computer. I cannot see or change filenames. I am not certain that I can even upload them to third-party "cloud" sites. To be honest, I am now quite disappointed with the device. As it stands, there will be no more hottie pictures embedded in the "blog" once the Nexus 7 tablet computer is fully decommissioned next week. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Surveillance Mini-Update®
The Google® surveillance robot made another surprise appearance at 3:40pm HST. The case for decommissioning the Nexus 7 tablet computer increases exponentially with each intrusion. I have already cleared all data from my Google® account. Only the "blog" remains.
" We apologize for the inconvenience." Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggg !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm devastated! I'm floored !!!!!!!!!!!! I'm destroyed!!!!!! No hotties??! God, am I a pathetic jackass, er wot ??!
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