Sunday, October 26, 2014

All-Pervasive Grief

Well, enough about the tablet computers already! Let me just state that I am quite satisfied with the new Apple® iPad® mini 2 tablet computer. I am learning its quirks and accepting them. For example, I don't particularly care for the physical "Home" button, so I use multitasking gestures instead. Anyway, in the new regime of no dedicated Net access, the iPad® will function just fine. In the meantime, I have commenced the decommissioning of the Nexus 7 tablet computer.

Typical Experimental Hotties
As I mentioned previously, I have been experimenting with the iPad® Web browser insofar as composing the "blog" is concerned. I have found a crude workaround to circumvent the non-scrollable text editing box, but the solution is unpredictable.

Typical Embedded Hottie
In addition I have not attempted to embed an image (e.g., hottie pictures) using the iPad® into the "blog" yet. From what I can tell, it's not possible to upload directly to Blogger® from the Web browser. I would have to upload the images to another "cloud" site, if that is even possible, and "link" them into the text. Worst yet, I have no ability to view or edit image filenames on the device itself. The overall process could be too cumbersome.

Otherwise, I spent the weekend engaged in a variety of minor chores in preparation for my move to the despicable Chinatown dormitory. Frankly, I need to totally rid myself of little gadgets like the Waterpik® flosser and my electric shaver. Why not just use regular dental floss (which I do deploy anyway) and a cheap flatblade-type razor? Why does an old codger need to take care of his decrepit self anyway?

Ol' Lavahead Mini-Update®
After extensive testing, I discovered that I have no control over photos and images on the iPad® mini 2 tablet computer. I cannot see or change filenames. I am not certain that I can even upload them to third-party "cloud" sites. To be honest, I am now quite disappointed with the device. As it stands, there will be no more hottie pictures embedded in the "blog" once the Nexus 7 tablet computer is fully decommissioned next week. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Surveillance Mini-Update®
The Google® surveillance robot made another surprise appearance at 3:40pm HST. The case for decommissioning the Nexus 7 tablet computer increases exponentially with each intrusion. I have already cleared all data from my Google® account. Only the "blog" remains.

1 comment:

  1. " We apologize for the inconvenience." Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggg !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm devastated! I'm floored !!!!!!!!!!!! I'm destroyed!!!!!! No hotties??! God, am I a pathetic jackass, er wot ??!

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