Exhilaration

There is nothing more exhilarating than the hotties of Summer. No one is arguing against that fact. That's why the parade of hotties featured in the "blog" must continue. Call it the "hottie mandate."

Typical Mandate Hottie

I could provide a few tidbits to "spice up" the filler material, but there's no reason to expend the energy. I am already taxing myself with the arduous task of embedding the images of young hotties in the "blog." Sheesh!

Typical "Blog" Hottie

I should mention that I have continued to waste valuable time on the command center of doom (read: cheap "smartphone"). I re-enabled the basic Web browser because it does not include the irritating VibrationAPI. Then, I disabled it again. Using two separate Web browsers is ridiculous. Chrome is here to stay. I also set up BlinkFeed. I kind of like it, even though it is very limited.

Typical Command Center Hottie

And, what of the nauseating VibrationAPI? Well, I will have to manually disable JavaScript before loading any of the dubious Web sites that include nefarious "pop-up" crap or redirects. So foolish.

Typical "Pop-Up" Hottie

Well, I am done with tweaking the command center of doom. Why did I waste so much time on it? The "piece of shit" is in bad shape after the major abuse detailed previously in the "blog."

Typical Summer Hottie

Why don't we just go back to the hotties of Summer already? What else even matters?