Farce

The "Golden Years" ... yeah, that's what is commonly referred to life for senior citizens after retirement (usually after age 65 years). What a farce! Senior citizens are "cash cows" for the moneychangers.

Typical Evolutionary Hottie

The human body has not evolved to survive beyond 65 years of age. The "civilized" life-style, however, has facilitated the extension of the average human lifespan. Thus, the human body tends to degenerate and literally fall apart during the senior citizen years.

Typical Daycare Hottie

The greedy scumbag moneychangers have discovered that they can cash in on the vulnerability of the geriatric crowd. The costs of simple geriatric daycare to full convalescent services are extremely high. Daycare can run about $28,000 per year. Residency in a convalescent facility starts at $100,000 per year. Of course, the aforementioned stated cost are low. The national average in empire is much higher.

Typical Opulent Hottie

How can any senior citizen afford those kinds of services? Obviously, that opens up the field to shady estate planners and insurance agents (peddling long-term care policies). In all honesty, no one in the rank-and-file peonage can afford the luxury of living beyond 65 years of age unless no health problems exist. Only the "one percent" can afford to slip into opulent decrepitude.

Silence, Little Lamb!

As for the ol' lavahead, can you say, "Game over"? I would not be able to afford a single year of geriatric daycare. Government subsidies are available, but only if the geriatric applicant is flat broke. Thus, there is not much of a future available to the old fool. I'm pretty much "screwed," just like the people of Greece subsequent to their betrayal by Syriza.

Typical Summer Hottie

Anyway, there is no hope. So, we're better off ogling the hotties of Summer. Sadly, young hotties and old codgers don't mix (unless the latter has lots of money). "Screwed" is the operant term here. Sheesh!