Saturday, July 11, 2015

Junks

The command center of doom (read: cheap "smartphone") has been rendered nearly useless. It was a "piece of shit" to begin with. Unfortunately, dealing with a substandard device only leads to violence. I severely abused the device recently. The cheap plastic chassis is now cracked. The battery was was also damaged in the process. Stress fractures appear on the rear of the case. The device obviously still functions, but for how long?

Typical "Smartphone" Hottie
I have become sickened by technology gadgets. Most of them are crap. Take the expensive air flosser. The water reservoir harvests black mold on a regular basis. No telling what the internal chamber looks like. Yeah, once the homeless decision arrives, the gadget will be discarded.

Typical Basics Hottie
Homelessness will bring me back to the basics. I won't need anything. One reason is that I will have no storage space. Another reason is that I won't be able maintain any gadgets. Even a gadget's rechargeable batteries will be a problem.

Typical Rechargeable Hottie
As for the cheap "smartphone," there will be no need for another one. I really don't need one now. A sub-$100 tablet computer (with a different operating system) would suffice. The device would be so cheap that I would rarely deploy it. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Typical Addictive Hottie
Returning to the basics of life is another step in the direction of freedom. Gadgets and other luxuries enslave us, not necessarily improving our lives in return. A real case-in-point is the ubiquitous "smartphone." Throughout the day, I am surrounded by people who are addicted to the device. My observations indicate that all of them cannot resist playing with the device any longer than a few minutes.

Typical Summer Hottie
Frankly, being addicted to the hotties of Summer is far more desirable. Who would not want a hottie of Summer?

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