Stalled

There are only a handful of tasks remaining prior to the dreadful homeless decision:

• Trade old coins for cash value
• Locate and secure overnight parking
• Replace automobile with homeless motorhome (read: beat-up minivan)
• Purchase cheap sleeping bag.

Yeah, that's it. So close, yet so far away. Really? No, not really. As far as overnight parking is concerned, there already is one verified location in the crime-infested A'ala Park area. The other lead, provided by my homeless buddy, is a 24-hour non-residential parking structure in the Ala Moana area. I have yet to call about availability. What is taking so damned long?

Typical Ala Moana Hottie

I have previously discussed the homeless motorhome selection process in the "blog." The primary requirement is flat-folding rear seats. Secondary is that the price must equal the value of the current vehicle.

Typical Summer Hottie

Well, the homeless logistics are sickening. We're better off perusing more pictures of the hotties of Summer. Yeah!