What's Left?

I have reduced my material possessions to barely nothing. I have disentangled myself from the snare of all modern luxuries and conveniences. My ecological footprint is extremely small. My consumption of goods and services is nil. And, I am socially disconnected from society. What's left?

Typical Fitness Hottie

Add to that the fact that a certain fitness and training hottie is no longer with the gym, and a complete vacuum exists. Baby was the only older (term used loosely) babe worth perusing. Now, even baby is gone. So, what's left?

Typical Legitimate Hottie

Obviously, nothing is left. Even my cheap "smartphone" is "on its last leg." Thus, there is no compelling reason to continue renting the studio in Waimanalo. I do not need to project an air of legitimacy. I can freely be the loser that I truly am. No one would care one way or the other.

Typical Overnight Hottie

As mentioned in the "blog" a few days ago, there are only a handful of tasks remaining before I can join the ranks of the motorhomeless. Overnight parking for the homeless motorhome (read: beat-up minivan) is already available near the hotspot of crime, A'ala Park. Thus, all that's left is the acquisition of the beat-up minivan.

Typical Minivan Hottie

There have been more minivans listed for sale lately, many of them close to an equal trade price with my current automobile. And, many of the listed minivans have fold-flat rear seating. So, what am I waiting for?

Typical Training Hottie

On a happier note, I will most likely switch from the downtown location of the gym to the one in the Ala Moana area once I become homeless. Without a certain fitness and training hottie on the staff, there is no reason to remain at the downtown location.

Typical "Grandfathered" Hottie

My current gym membership has me "grandfathered" into the Ala Moana and Waikiki locations. Since they are now "upscale" clubs, there is towel service available. That's a very important perk for the homeless, but few are willing to pay the higher membership rate.

Silence, Little Lamb!

So, what's left? The hotties of Summer, of course. When all else fails, bring out the hotties of Summer. Yeah!