Mummification

There are days that I would like to mummify everything, including myself. Modern life has become extremely taxing, more so now that I am officially a senior citizen. Thus, I have been performing the mummification process in steps.

Typical Embalming Hottie

First, I locate and identify the potential cadaver. Second, I lure it into a trap and "neutralize" it. Third, I forcibly inject the embalming fluid ... Wait a minute! That's the modus operandi of Tamara Samsonova, the 79-year-old Russian serial killer "granny," who was recently arrested.

Typical Command Center Hottie

Anyway, I am setting out to mummify as many of my benign activities as possible. The biggest target is the command center of doom (read: cheap "smartphone"). It really needs to be "neutralized." Unfortunately, there is nothing else for me to do in Waimanalo in the evenings except peruse various Web sites, download a few hurdy-gurdy video clips, and compose the "blog." No social networking, thank Molech.

Typical Social Networking Hottie

I would like to mummify the "blog," but there are still too many pictures of young hotties to embed in it. Finger typing on the cheap "smartphone" is extremely tiring due to the crappy digitizer. Lots of errors. If the predictive typing was not readily available, I would have "thrown in the towel" a long time ago. Embedding pictures of young hotties is much easier.

Typical "Blog" Hottie

Yeah, that's reason for the hotties of Summer. I don't have to overburden the oversized cranium in the quest for meaningful content. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Typical Summer Hottie

So, let's continue with the hotties of Summer now, shall we? Praise be with Molech!