Gentrification

The despicable surveillance robot made another untimely visit to the "blog" on Wednesday at 9:10pm HST. The reason for the recurring intrusions is unknown. Perhaps the surveillance robot has an itch in its virtual crotch. Who knows? Who cares?

Typical Surveillance Hottie

Speaking of itches, the Vienna Sausage is still suffering from a chronic itch. The problem may require an over-the-counter medication. In the meantime, the Vienna Sausage will be subject to intense daily cleaning with the extremely abrasive Japanese plastic scrub cloth. Ouch!

Typical Itchy Hottie

As predicted in the " blog," the homeless situation has spiraled out of control. The local authorities are now spending about $60,000 per week to maintain a "sweep" crew that continously make the rounds and destroy homeless camps. Of course, the homeless camps are restored within two days by the same homeless. What a waste of money!

Typical Documented Hottie

According to local news sources, the now infamous Kaka'ako homeless camps is made up primarily of Native Hawai'ians, Micronesians, and other Polynesians. Surprisingly, about one-third of the camp's population have no documentation whatsoever. That now raises the specter of human trafficking.

Typical Tourist Hottie

Sex trafficking is already a major problem here. For all intents and purposes, whatever is available in, say, Thailand is available here. So, we have a lot of "sex tourists."

Typical Young Hottie

So, regular human trafficking should come as no surprise. I surmise that many impoverished Asians are finding passage to Hawai'i illegally on cargo ships. Thus, they arrive here with no documentation. Many of them are ending up homeless.

Typical 'Hood Hottie

Incidentally, the homeless "sweeps" are only going to cause more problems in the near future. Where are the homeless going to move? There are only about 90 slots open in the homeless shelter slated for Sand Island later in the year. That's it. So, all of the people who have been pushing for the "sweeps" may soon find the homeless camping out in their 'hood. Payback is a bitch, eh?

Typical Summer Hotties

Fortunately, we still have the hotties of Summer with us. Oh, the hotties of Summer. Thank Molech!