Friday, August 14, 2015

Damnation

In every attempt to discover new subjects to discuss in the "blog," I find that I am stumped. Any subject matter of interest has been discussed previously in the "blog." I would only be repeating myself like a senile old codger. Damn it all!

Typical Timely Hotties
Well, my current situation can be summed up in one timely phrase: denial of death. My entire agenda and itinerary supports the latter. Ernest Becker would be proud. Sheesh!

Typical Resurrected Hottie
Take the cheap "smartphone," for example. I have resurrected it from death, so to speak. First, I rendered it useless by unthethering it from the host corporation of the despicable surveillance robot. The on-board "apps" (read: "bloatware") reverted back to obsolescence. Then, I removed the memory and SIM cards.

Typical Side-Load Hottie
However, on a whim, I discovered that I could side-load "apps" without going through the official "app" store. Thus, I was able to replace the bit-torrent client with no surveillance. And, the two outdated Web browsers function just fine.

Typical Predictive Hottie
The only problem with the cheap "smartphone" is the crappy digitizer. Sometimes it is off by a half-centimeter. Imagine tapping a character on the virtual keyboard only to discover that it displays a different character. I have come to rely on the keyboard's predictive capability to compensate, although the remedy is often frustrating as well.

Typical Diversionary Hottie
Anyway, the cheap "smartphone" will now be used as a cheap tablet computer. So, what about the new "smartphone"? Heck, I don't know. I still haven't installed its SIM card yet. Diversions, or denial of death. Plain and simple.

Typical Summer Hottie
Speaking of diversions, the hotties of Summer are still upon us. For the time being, they keep the "blog" alive. Sad, but true.

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