For the last week, I have been experiencing a few unusual symptoms: base heart rate at 70 to 80 beats per minutes, poor sleep, night sweats, fatigue, muscle soreness, frequent urination, and mental fogginess. I have been unable to complete my 50-minute cardio workouts at the gym for two weeks, and I have been sweating profusely throughout the ordeal. One additional symptom, albeit strange, has been noticeable for a while. At times, I can smell an odd odor similar to burning electrical insulation.
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Clearly, there is some kind of health issue at play. I know that I have blood circulation problems and heart palpitations, as well as high cholesterol. My desire is to avoid medication. And, I currently have no health insurance. What will I do?
For now, I plan to invoke an emergency revision to my diet. I will be curbing my intake of "value menu" fast food items, if not completely eliminating them. I will consider the elimination of coffee. And, I will most likely reinstate the consumption of seven ounces of cheap boxed wine every evening. Alas, old age is no fun.
Slob Manor (Read: Rental Housing) Mini-Update®
An unidentified asswipe (most likely at the Chinaman house next door) was cooking on a barbeque at 3am in the morning. All of the smoke filled my squalid room, the stench of which is continuing to linger. All of my clothes, towel, and bedding were saturated with the disgusting odor of smoke.
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