Sick and Tired

Frankly, I am really getting sick and tired of the annoying Google® surveillance robot. So, I may mummify the "blog," or I may take a long hiatus.

Typical Extraordinary Hottie

Or, I could risk "extraordinary rendition" by posting fake "terrorist" mumbo-jumbo. Heck, I may just fabricate nonsensical fodder just to post pictures of young hotties. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Ol' Lavahead Mini-Update®
An attempt at mummifying my daily coffee consumption produced no promising results. All of the health issues (refer to the "blog" posting of May 2nd) were unaffected. In addition, I noticed increased grogginess and much more sensitivity to pain without my caffeine "fix." However, moderation will be required from this point forward. No more than one small cup of coffee will be allowed per day.