Master Plan - Financials

Financial planning at this point in time is really like gambling. In fact, that's what it is ... one big casino. A while back, I stated in the "blog" that I was ready to put every last dime of my life savings into the stock market. Did I follow through? No, I am not a gambling fool. Instead, I have keep all of my assets, albeit liquid, in very conservative money market and bond funds.

Typical Liquid Hottie

There is no doubt in my mind, though, that interest rates will never rise above zero percent in my lifetime, at least in empire. Why? Well, there is just no way that the empire can service its huge $17+ trillion debt if interest rates were to even rise by one percentage point per annum.

In the meantime, we can expect the empire and the thieves on Wall Street to find new and imaginative ways to steal our money and assets. Take ObamaScare, for example. Also, note the "asset recovery" and "ten-year lookback" provisions for certain medical entitlement programs. We must find ways to protect or hide assets, especially if the senior citizen years are right around the bend.

With that said, I have not established any financial policies as of this date. Liquid assets are neither being moved or spent. I have, of course, looked into precious metals, not as an investment, but as a hidden store of assets. Word has it, though, that gold can now be confiscated in the event of an empire emergency. Thus, any precious metals purchase must be done with vendors who do not maintain any records of transactions. And, I have been told that a 9mm semi-automatic handgun will necessary for security purposes (i.e., protect the precious metals).

Something is going down as we speak. The oligarchs of empire have made the decision to engage both China and the Russian Federation in a game of brinkmanship. The endgame is war, thermonuclear war. I have discussed the scenario in the old "blog" previously. The war planners are expecting limited nuclear engagement, just enough to reduce the population and shuffle the global power structure, but not enough to cause a "Nuclear Winter." For the oligarchs to consider such a foolish plan, there must be something terribly awry in empire.

Slob Manor (Read: Rental Housing) Mini-Update®
Hard as it may be to believe, the idiotic 31-year-old "chef" is following through with his plan to become a wealthy male escort ... errr, massage therapist. He is taking classes at the community college. How he came up with the $6,680 tuition for the eleven-month program is ... Heck, can you say, "Parental support"? What a maroon!

Surveillance Mini-Update®
Is the Google® surveillance robot still hanging around? Is the sky blue? Is my homeless buddy really homeless? Is the ol' lavahead a "terrorist"?