Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Senior Citizens

Have you been observing senior citizens as I suggested? Or, have you been observing young hotties? Be honest now. Yeah, I thought so. Why would anyone want to observe decrepit senior citizens?

Typical Angry Senior Citizen
Of course, I alone continue my observations of myriad senior citizens. I can't avoid seeing them. They are everywhere. And, many of them are angry. Why? Well, who really wants to be a senior citizen?

Typical Senior Citizen Problem Resolution
I am angry, too. I am commencing the long downhill slide to decrepitude. I am beginning to literally fall apart. I have run out of time. I no longer need to worry about trivial matters like young hotties or hurdy-gurdy video clips.

Typical Gorgeous Hottie
Well, maybe not. There are just too many young hotties around. Like senior citizens, they are everywhere. Who would you rather espy ... a gorgeous young hottie or an old codger? I rest my case.

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