Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Movie Madness

I have been viewing a lot of flicks lately, courtesy bit-torrent downloading. Well, not as many as my homeless buddy. There isn't much for me to do anymore insofar as extracurricular activities are concerned. And, recent health issues have left me in a terrible state of melancholia. So, I have settled for more time with the poor man's home theater system. Anyway, a good flick in the evening supplements my mandatory glass of wine.

So far, there have been only two flicks which I found to be noteworthy. First, let me mention that I prefer the Science Fiction and Action & Adventure (read: "shoot 'em ups") genres.

Scene from "Lockout"
So, my two favorite flicks are "Lockout" and "Oblivion." Excellent choices, eh? I knew that you would agree. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Scene from "Oblivion"
With the Vienna Sausage on the decline, there's little need to acquire any hurdy-gurdy video clips. So, I am concentrating more on the "mainstream" fodder.

Typical Cinematic Hotties
In a sense, I am ultimately preparing for the geriatric life-style (i.e., sedentary), that is, if I live that long. Yeah, lots of sitting around and doing nothing.

Speak! Mini-Update®
Mista Bumpy pointed out in the comments that prostate enlargement could be another factor. That is true. In fact, nearly all guys have prostate problems at age 60 years and up.

Ol' Lavahead Mini-Update®
On Tuesday night, I may have experienced the most deadly symptom of heart problems to date. As I was standing and talking to Tom, the drunkard, in the Slob Manor (read: rental housing) common area, I felt a gradual dizziness coming upon me. My vision had a decreased contrast. I had to sit down momentarily. Otherwise, I would most likely have collapsed onto the floor.

Slob Manor Mini-Update®
The damned bedbugs are back in my squalid room. After 20 bites, I took the usual course of action. Yet, no bedbugs could be found. Where could the pests hide? There's nothing left in my squalid room.

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