Sunday, May 25, 2014

Surveillance Bait

There's just no end to the intrusion by the Google® surveillance robot. It's programming keeps changing, but there are distinct patterns. It does not pop up if the interval between postings and updates is less than 24 hours. It waits about two minutes after a post or update, just in case I simply perform a fake update. Laughable, eh?

Typical Baited Hottie
Yet, there are two robots in different locations that are devoted to tracking the ol' lavahead's "blog." So, let's keep the robots busy now, shall we? I will simply append updates to this post to trigger the robots. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

No Time For Holidays Mini-Update®
Yes, that's correct. We have no time for holidays. The routine will remain the same even during holidays. The only exceptions are Saturnalia and New Year's Day if the latter and former fall on Monday or Friday.

Ol' Lavahead Mini-Update®
No real health improvements yet. My workouts at the gym are still below normal. I now estimate that I have experienced an abrupt ten percent reduction in muscle strength within the past month or so. In all likelihood, I may have suffered from a minor heart attack.

Tablet Computer Mini-Update®
The Nexus 7 remains the tablet computer of choice. Why? In one word, Vuze® (the bit-torrent client). Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Surveillance Mini-Update®
Sadly, no change in the behavior of the surveillance robot. I can only conclude that something serious is afoot. The fate of the "blog" is uncertain.

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