Procrastination

With just hours away from the planned homeless debut, I failed to complete most of the preliminary and necessary tasks. So, my entry into homelessness has been preempted. No surprise. I was literally dragging my feet.

Silence, Little Lamb!

Of course, procrastination has a positive side. I was supposed to invest up to $100,000 in physical gold bars, but that never happened. Thank goodness. I would have lost over 20 percent after the gold spot price plunged recently.

Typical Golden Hottie

The new homeless motorhome (read: minivan) is not "ready for prime time" anyway. I will need to have the rear windows tinted. And, rubber floor mats are a must. A sleeping bag has yet to be procured. And, most important, overnight parking accommodations must be secured.

Typical Accommodating Hottie

As to be expected, moms has a difficult time getting into the minivan. Moms nearly tore a hole in the headliner while attempting to grab onto something. Moms will most likely have to sit in the second row seating.

Whoa!

I should also mention that the gym will be closed for Saturnalia. If I was homeless, I would have to rent a hotel room for a day just to take a shower. Hotels are not cheap over here.

Typical Summer Hottie

Otherwise, lots of divestitures today. I donated my small luggage to my bro and a sackpack to my nephew. Moms is now storing my important paperwork. Otherwise, pretty much everything useless is gone. Consumables are depleted. The cheap $50 "smartphone" is finally being decommissioned. More pathetic details later.