Prevarication

Last Sunday, I chatted with my homeless buddy once again. Many homeless issues were discussed, too numerous to elaborate upon.

Typical Sunday Hottie

My homeless buddy, however, has been "camping" away from the South Street pack for a couple of days. He's been camping alone near the historical Hawai'ian church instead, no doubt searching for alternative "campsites."

Typical Entitlement Hottie

My homeless buddy also disclosed to me the origin of his permanent disability entitlement, and he encouraged me to follow in his footsteps.

Typical Award-Winning Hottie

Long story short, he feigned mental illness. He urinated on some soiled clothes and wore the latter for the initial psychiatric assessment. He spoke mostly Vietnamese and few broken English phrases with bomb sound effects to describe his trauma of escaping the empire's war on Vietnam. He said that he smelled so bad that the doctor immediately signed off on his paperwork. Two more psychiatric assessments were required, which necessitated a reprise of his award-winning performance including clothing "props." That was 12 years ago.

Typical "Props" Hottie

Mental illness or insanity can yield permanent disability entitlements with no renewal requirement. Physical disabilities, on the other hand, require the recipient to reapply for benefits after two or three years and those benefits are often not permanent.

Typical Enterprising Hottie

Am I disappointed in my homeless buddy's fraud and deception? Not really. My homeless buddy is a crafty, albeit enterprising, guy. The "system" attempted to bring him down, but he "rose up from the ashes" like the Phoenix.

Typical Crafty Hotties

My homeless buddy also agrees with me concerning motorhomelessness. "You're by yourself," he told me. "You don't need to pay rent." I will be discussing logistics with him as the homeless decision is finalized.

Typical "Over The Top" Hottie

Median home prices in Hawai'i have risen to $700,000 so far. The trend line, as depicted in a graph by local news sources, is nearly vertical and coincident with the global Ponzi scheme invoked by key central banks. Asset price inflation is "over the top." Rental housing will also be affected. In other words, the homeless trend line will also spike vertically.

Typical Default Hottie

Hence, I believe that the landlord's son has decided that he cannot rent the studio in the renovated Chaos Manor (read: rental housing) to me unless I "cough up" about $1,200 per month for rent. That's probably why there has been no mention of the offer again by the landlord. Thus, the "writing is on the wall." I will be homeless by default before the 2015 year is over.

Typical Windward Hottie

My vehicle went in for another free oil change this morning. Unfortunately, the car wash was out of service, so no free car wash. Instead of waiting around, though, I rode the dealership's shuttle to Windward Mall. I was hoping to run into my homeless buddy there, but he was nowhere in sight. That's his new favorite place to loiter.

Typical Exciting Hottie

I rode the bus back to the dealership to retrieve my vehicle. Then, I drove to the extremely boring den of consumerism (read: shopping mall) in Kahala. There's really no comparison to Windward Mall. I loitered there until 1pm and subsequently made my way to Hawai'i Kai. The usual routine followed.

Typical Hemispheric Hottie

Incidentally, I bumped my head on the upper door jamb of my tiny automobile yesterday. Actually, I bump my head on that same door jamb at least twice daily. The latest incident was horrific. I felt a shape pain where my spine meets the oversized cranium. The rear hemisphere of the oversized cranium went numb for a few minutes.

Typical Complicated Hottie

Now, there is a constant pain in my neck (no pun intended) that feels like a pinched nerve. I could be suffering from a minor concussion. I will wait a couple of days to see if any complications arise.

Silence, Little Lamb!

By the way, the repulsive surveillance robot was triggered in Pavlovian fashion by the ol' lavahead at 6:50pm on Sunday. Sickening!

Typical Young Hottie

Fortunately for us, there are new pictures of young hotties to embed in the "blog." Yes, young hotties. More and more hotties. Who cares about anything else?

Typical Summer Hottie

Bring on the hotties of Summer already! More and more hotties. More and more hotties. More and more hotties. Yeah!