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Ol' Lavahead Day. The old fool is now 61 years old. An old fossil. Or, codger, as it were. And, the countdown to homelessness continues. As for the day, same ol' shit. I continued with homeless preparations even amidst the doubt and anxiety. Let's face it, I have run out of options.

Typical Hassle-Free Hottie

Aside from purchasing a decent sleeping bag, the major concern is overnight parking. I need a safe and secure place where I won't be rudely awakened by thugs, police officers, or security guards. I need to able to "take a whiz" in the portable urinal (i.e., plastic cookie jar) without hassle. And, I need to leave the windows of the homeless motorhome (read: minivan) open for ventilation.

Nissan® Quest S

The Nissan® Quest S minivan is a tank compared to the Cube. As you may recall, I purchased the budget model. It still has a lot of power and technology options with the exception of power seats, power rear sliding doors and hatch, entertainment center, and alloy wheels. Yet, the minivan is still way too luxurious for homeless living.

Typical Hulking Hottie

While driving the hulking minivan around, I observed that no one tailgated my vehicle. Nor did they pull any other bullying maneuvers. Contrast that to my driving experience with the Cube. A small automobile just invites stupidity.

Silence, Little Lamb!

Anyway, I stationed myself at Ala Moana Center again. The Saturnalia shopping extravaganza was too much for me, though. I am getting the feel of the place since it will be daily daytime staging area once homelessness is invoked. I should mention that I spotted quite a few homeless people meandering amongst the crowd.

Typical Summer Hottie

Bring on the hotties of Summer already! The homeless issue is too dystopian. We need pictures of young hotties to brighten up the day. Sheesh!