Humiliation

The search for a homeless motorhome (read: minivan) has commenced, albeit on-line. I have found a few "pre-owned" 2014 luxury models with about 26,000 miles on the odometer in the range of $24,000 or so. These particular models have tinted windows and rear side windows that can be opened for ventilation along with the windows on the sliding rear doors.

Typical Secure Hottie

Ventilation is very important. None of the windows of the homeless motorhome can be kept fully open at night due to security concerns. Thus, if more windows can be opened just slightly, the better the ventilation. A moonroof would be even more ideal.

Typical Ventilated Hottie

The new, albeit spartan, minivans that I have been considering do not have tinted windows or rear windows that can be opened. The sliding door windows, however, will open. The new minivan costs about $3,000 more with clear to zero miles on the odometer.

Typical "Ballpark" Hottie

My current vehicle has a trade-in value in the $10,000 to $11,000 range. Will I get that much? The clown salesperson at the dealership that I visited earlier this week gave me a "ballpark" figure of $6,000 or so. By the way, that's the same dealership that I had purchased my pickup truck from many moons ago. Needless to say, I am not going back there.

Silence, Little Lamb!

Decisions, decisions. I cannot purchase any vehicle until the funds have transferred to my local bank anyway. That should be sometime next week. Oh, the humiliation of homelessness!

Typical Summer Hottie

Bring on the hotties of Summer already! Better to feature as many hotties as possible now. Anything can happen once I am roaming the streets with the homeless motorhome.