Relocation

Last night in Waimanalo, I had an interesting discussion with the landlord. Long story short, I was offered the rental studio unit in the newly renovated Chaos Manor (read: rental housing) near Aina Haina. The rent would be $750 per month, or $100 per month more than what I am paying now.

Typical Studio Hottie

Yes, the renovation of Chaos Manor is nearly complete. There are now three separate two-bedroom units and two studios. The whole house has air conditioning and soundproof windows. Utilities and Net access will be included.

Typical Renovation Hotties

The landlord appears to have suggested that my rent remain the same, but the landlord's son disagreed. Well, he did take out a $400,000 construction loan for the renovation. Surprisingly, the "chef" and his babe are still interested in renting one of the other units, which the landlord said would run about $2,500 per month.

Typical Waimanalo Hottie

So, I will be checking out the renovated studio soon. Seems to me, though, the real issue is that the landlord wants me to move out of the Waimanalo studio. As I stated before, the rental agreement was temporary. Rather than force me to become homeless, the landlord has offered me the Chaos Manor studio at significantly less than the $1,100 rent that would have been charged to anyone else.

Typical Cost-Cutting Hottie

Naturally, an additional $100 per month for rent will strain my current budget. Thus, I have been contemplating a few cost-cutting measures to compensate. My daily coffee habit could be mummified ($35 per month savings). I could stop riding the bus ($60 per month savings). I could also stop dining out (monthly savings unknown, if any).

Typical Budgetary Hottie

Of course, once I move back to the renovated Chaos Manor, I should sell my automobile immediately. Then, with the proceeds from the sale, I could purchase a homeless motorhome (read: beat-up minivan) and pocket the rest of the money. I would then be on-track for motorhomelessness.

Typical Empire Hottie

With a nice renovated studio unit to call home, why would I even be considering homelessness? Well, I am certainly not going to wait until I deplete all of my savings. I must take proactive steps, even though they may seem detrimental. My savings earn nothing because of the the zero interest rate policy (ZIRP) of the central bank of empire.

Typical Clandestine Hottie

Yes, as predicted, the central bank of empire did not raise short-term interest rates even by a miniscule amount. As each month passes, more dodgy "paper" is being clandestinely acquired by a "back door" program of "quantitative easing" (QE). So, the possibility of "unwinding" QE and raising interest rates is nil. As Max Keiser of "The Keiser Report" recently stated, "You can't unwind a Ponzi scheme."

Typical Summer Hottie

Yeah, bring on the hotties of Summer already. No sense wasting valuable space on useless babble. Sheesh!