Friday, January 23, 2015

Pulchritude

I continue to be surprised at the breadth of the welfare state in Hawai'i. Yesterday, riding the bus in the early afternoon proved educational. Thebus was crowded. There were a handful of wage slaves and university students. Lots of senior citizens, too. However, the majority of passengers were unclassified. My guess is that they are on some kind of income entitlement program, either welfare or permanent disability. On any given day, there are thousands of income entitlement recipients milling about or loitering in various locations.

"Free" money (i.e., income), free food, free lodging, "free" health insurance, and more are all available to anyone who knows how to "game the system." That's why there are so many illegal and legal immigrants here. The homeless from the mainland empire are also flocking to the islands for the same reason. As you may recall, my homeless buddy had told me that the homeless from the mainland empire actually call their buddies to persuade them to come to Hawai'i. They quickly share the "tricks of the trade" in order to obtain "free" services immediately upon arrival. One of the bus drivers whom I know fairly well has confirmed that many new homeless candidates arriving at the airport know exactly where to go and what to do.

I, on the other hand, possess very little homeless wisdom. I have been able to acquire a few tips from my homeless buddy, thank Molech. Thus, I have learned many of the nefarious "tricks of the trade." Lying is the main tool. Personally, I have never been good at overt deception. So, I will not be able acquire "free" income and "free" services. Not to worry. I only require undisturbed long-term overnight parking, paid or otherwise, for the future homeless motorhome.

Other people spend all their time fiddling with their "smartphones." I now spend my time glancing at minivans passing by on the street or parked in various parking lots. In my mind, I have been working on a homeless motorhome itinerary to kerp the vehicle shaded and protected during the day. The missing link, of course, is where to find undisturbed overnight parking. Aside from the one paid (small and open) parking lot in A'ala Park, there are few street options. Beaches and parks are now closed at night and patrolled by the police. Parking structures have surveillance cameras and security guards on patrol. Street parking in residential neighborhoods is usually scrutinized by paranoid residents. Frankly, it's much easier to find a place to just camp out with a sleeping bag.

Camping out alone is very dangerous, though. The more astute homeless campers will share a spot with one or more homeless campers. Otherwise, a lone homeless camper is easy prey to predators, that is, other homeless guys who travel in packs of three. Their objective is thievery. Most of the "mysterious" deaths of homeless people occur when a robbery is botched. The victim is bludgeoned to death. So, when being robbed at night, a homeless victim should always act like he is fast asleep, not even flinching or making a sound.

Usual Hawai'i Kai visit. Moms is doing fine. With heavy rain showers looming laye this afternoon, I decided to return to Waimanalo early. I figured that the rain would be worse on that side of the island, making the commute on the two-lane road a veritable nightmare. Surprisingly, the weather was fairly clear upon my arrival. No evening outing. Oh well.

Once back in Waimanalo, there's not much to do except immerse myself on the Net. It's hard not to realize that precious time is being squandered on a benign activity. Anyway, I spent the time working on the "blog." The cheap "smartphone" has been instrumental in expediting the posting process. It is much easier for me to compose the "blog" using the cheap device. It's going to difficult to mummify and divest it.

Oh, I don't know anymore. Is there any way that I could convert the "blog" to an album of pictures of young hotties. No text, no commentary. Just young hotties. Peruse all of the young hotties in the images above. Are any words necessary to augment the pictures? Is my inane chronicle any match for the sheer beauty and pulchritude of young hotties? Obviously not.

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