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Composition of the "blog" using the cheap "smartphone" has been discontinued pending an investigation of the crappy Chrome browser. It seems that, after every software update of the browser, strange things happen in the Blogger® Web editor. The worst part is that typing text produces odd character streams. Deleting the characters also deletes unrelated embedded pictures. As it stands, embedding and resizing the pictures of hotties is a task onto itself. More grief is not needed.

The culprit could also be the crappy stock virtual keyboard. I have deleted all of its preferences as a precaution. Well, if the problem is the virtual keyboard, then the cheap "smartphone" is a "piece of shit" after all. I can install other virtual keyboards, so a solution could be found soon. Again, in the meantime, the cheap "smartphone" cannot be trusted with critical tasks. Unfortunately, due to the attempted theft yesterday at the gym, I will not bring the iPad® tablet computer with me to town anymore. Not even the new lock will assure me of safety from attempted theft.

As mentioned yesterday in the "blog," the next series of posts will simply be a photography album of young hotties. In other words, the content will be focused on pictures of young hotties. Any text will be filler material to maintain the look of a legitimate post. For example, peruse the young hotties in the picture above. Who would not want to do da wild thing with hotties like them?

Or, how about the hotties in the picture above? What is it about young hotties that causes the testosterone of old codgers to surge? Why do young hotties convert an old geezer into a "dirty old man"? And, let's face it. Hotties know that they are hotties. Why else would they wear such skimpy swimwear? Can they actually swim in those tiny outfits without the unintentional revealing of extremely curvy features? Of course, speaking as an old codger, I would be satisfied if a certain fitness and training hottie decided to come around.

Curves, and more curves. That's what makes a hottie even hotter. What do you say? I knew that you would agree. Imagine if the ol' lavahead had a curvy hottie to keep him company. Would he be consider homelessness? Would he be divesting all of his worldly possessions? Would he be wasting his time composing the "blog"? Would he claim to be a monk? Would he be "testing" the Vienna Sausage anymore? Or, would he doing da wild thing all day long with baby?

There are quite a few babes who wear tight workout outfits at the gym. Obviously, those tight outfits reveal the curviest features of hotties who wear them. When the ol' lavahead espies myriad gym hotties (especially a certain training and fitness hottie) wearing tight workout outfits, he experiences a surge of testosterone that magnifies his strength for the short-term. His endurance also increases. Why do hotties have such an effect on old codgers?

Oh baby! Hotties everywhere! So, that's a sample of the content that will accompany the pictures of hotties in the "blog" for several more postings. Heck, I may simply copy and paste the same text over and over again. Why not? It's not the text content that's important. The pictures of hotties is the main (and only) focal point. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Usual Hawai'i Kai visit. Moms is doing fine. Time seems to stand still during the Hawai'i Kai visits, probably because moms never aged beyond 70 years. Moms has been 70 years old for the last 23 years. Unfortunately, I cannot say the same for myself. Tomorrow, I will be aging as usual.