Sunday, January 18, 2015

Airport

Yesterday, I discussed the population density of the island of O'ahu. Mind you, the actual population density is much higher in economically disenfranchised areas and lower in affluent neighborhoods. Needless to say, for rank-and-file peons, overcrowding is synonymous with noise, high crime, high stress, duress, chronic illnesses, and insanity. There's no escape without obscene wealth. I, the ol' lavahead, am stuck in that quagmire.

With that said, I am planning to continue the daily format of the "blog" until the end of the month of January. That's when the queue of pictures of hotties should be close to zero. Then, the "blog" will return to sporadic postings. I am also planning to concurrently end my tenure at the expensive and snobbish coffee shop in town. Less "blog" posts means less need to access free wireless Net "hotspots." And, less money spent on a mediocre experience.

The cheap "smartphone" and its associated service will be mummified as soon as I can secure an extremely cheap cellphone and even cheaper service plan. Sadly, the cheap "smartphone" has proven to be an excellent device. In fact, I compose most of the "blog" posts on it. And, I often view the RT news stream on it. Unfortunately, the service fee is $35 per month. Way too high for services that I don't even use.

I am still contemplating whether to remain in Hawai'i Kai for the entire day, even purchasing my dinner there, rather than go to town and to the Kahala in the evenings. I would not need a bus pass. That would save me $60 per month. I don't know. Remaining in the Hawai'i Kai area exclusively all day just doesn't seem appealing. However, I might add that I have curtailed the number of evening outings to Kahala per week. Even when I do embark on the trek to Kahala, I leave earlier than usual. Frankly, the constant commuting by bus is fatiguing. For now, though, the "jury is still out" concerning the matter.

The official homeless motorhome has been chosen, by the way. Believe it or not, the tentative homeless motorhome is the Nissan® Quest S minivan. It is not a "looker," but it has many features that would appeal to a homeless guy. Now that the vehicle selection is done, I must begin the search to locate undisturbed overnight parking spots. Even paid monthly parking in a parking structure is fine as long as there are no intrusions by overzealous security guards.

I departed for Hawai'i Kai earlier than usual this morning. Very nice commute, by the way. While waiting for the bus in Hawai'i Kai, I observed the automobiles that were driving by, the occupants of which were mostly well dressed. I assumed that they were going to church. Religion is apparently taken very seriously in Hawai'i. Heck, I have counted five fairly large churches in Waimanalo so far. Can you believe it?

Once in town, I ran into my homeless buddy. Yes, he's homeless again. He has been sleeping at the airport along with quite a few other homeless. Many tourists also sleep at the airport while waiting for stand-by flights. So, it's best to blend in with the tourists. I mentioned that I am tentatively planning to purchase a minivan to use as a homeless motorhome. My homeless buddy suggested a couple of places that appear to be available for undisturbed overnight parking. He also said that he would purchase a minivan and join me once he return from his visit to Vietnam. He is slated to leave in February and will be gone for four months.

Of course, I may also consider the airport as a "camping" option. The homeless motorhome seems to be a better low-profile option, though. In any case, I will be chronicling the progress (term used loosely) toward homelessness, or motorhomelessness. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa! Well, I will be keeping a lower profile for the rest of the day.

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