Partners

"A partner can help you in your efforts to get ahead" -- Panda Express® fortune cookie

Partner? What? A certain fitness and training hottie would certainly make a good partner, eh? Unfortunately, baby has not come around, if you know what I mean. Baby will probably never come around, at least not in this lifetime. Boo hoo.

Renovations have commenced at Chaos Manor (read: rental housing) with the first project being the attached two-bedroom unit at the rear of the property. In actuality, that unit is the original house. Thus, it is in really bad shape. Unfortunately for me, the construction debris is being dumped right outside the windows of my squalid room. The huge pile of concrete, rotting wood, and toxic waste has caused a thick film of poisonous soot to settle and coat everything inside the room, even though I have closed the windows. Obviously, I will no longer clean the room as meticulously as before. I will only maintain the minimum standard. Heck, I don't have a security deposit to worry about anyway.

On a side note, I am thinking about attending a "Black Friday" event this year. Well, most "Black Friday" events are starting up a day earlier. That's right, "Black Friday" on Thurday, the No-Holiday Holiday (formerly known as Thanksgiving Day). If I run into my formerly-homeless buddy before then, I will ask if he wants to join me in the mad hunt for bargains on useless junk. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!