An early workout at the gym ensued. Then, I attempted to drive back to Chaos Manor (read: rental housing) at 1pm. Whoa! The traffic was horrendous with near-gridlock conditions. I decided to stop off at the den of consumerism (read: shopping mall) in Kahala. I sat in air-conditioned comfort for an hour and observed all of the Satanic gargoyles meandering around. Much to my surprise, traffic was even worse when I departed. Sometimes riding the bus isn't so bad. Sheesh!
I have been investigating various media sites for viewable streaming content. That's my contingency plan for the void left by the inability to perform bit-torrent downloads. No "mainstream" flicks, but there are many cheesy tube series (i.e., sitcoms, dramas, talk shows) available. And, if I feel a hankering for hurdy-gurdy video clips, there's the PornHub network. Blurry, but acceptable for the rare occasion that the Vienna Sausage requires testing. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!
We took Da Beach Bus out to the the big aquarium to take advantage of the special low prices this weekend, and guess wot ??! So did every other dipshit with a car, and their screaming kids, as well. The ture gridlock began at about Hawaii Kai, and was nonstop bumper to bumper after that. About the time our poor ol' bus reached Sandy Beach, my aged and decrept prostate gad just about declared surrender, and I jumped out at the beach stop and darted across the road to the weeds. There, in fron of that whole line of stalled cars, I whipped out the ol' lizard and proceeded to irrigate the foliage. Oh ya, I pissed up a storm. The wife and grandson, still on Da Bus as it moved away, were embarrased by it all, as they told me later, but I would not have made it to the bathrooms. I caught the next bus and proceded to the Park, where I endured the unbelievablee mob of waddling overweight lardasses and their screaming kids for a few hours of horror. Just another day in Paradise, you betcha....
ReplyDeleteUpon listening to the local news this morning, I realized that Sea Life Park was the cause of the gridlock. Yeah, I boarded the Waikiki-bound Route 22 (Beach Bus) bus at 6:15pm for my evening outing. It was already completely dark, yet the bus was standing room only. There was no way that all of them were just coming from the beach.
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