Dormitory

I finally submitted the rental application for the Chinatown dormitory to the property management firm this morning. The dungy office was located on the tenth floor of an equally dungy apartment building just past the university district. I was not allowed into the office. I had to stand outside a locked gate and speak with the representative through the bars. I was told that my lack of a steady income may prevent me from being accepted. Can you believe it?

Typical Dormitory Hottie

My chosen mode of transportation was the bus, of course. Crowded, late, and stuffy. Lots of decrepit senior citizens, too. The ordeal (i.e., journey) took nearly two hours to complete. I really did not feel any sense of accomplishment.

I am actually ready to move out of the dump known unlovingly as Slob Manor (read: rental housing). I have exhausted the list of acceptable "mainstream" flicks for the simple reason that I won't have Net access once I move on. So, no more bit-torrent downloads. I will also have no need for the wireless speaker. Heck, that was all part of the master plan anyway. I am living a disposable life-style. With that said, I viewed "Avatar" for the very first time. What a flick! It's just beautiful. I really enjoyed it.

There's a major tropical storm on a collision course with the islands. It is slated to unleash its powers on O'ahu this evening. That explains why all of the stores have been so crowded all week. People are hoarding food, water, and supplies. Same old pathetic story every time there's a storm. As usual, I won't be making any preparations. I will be viewing another "mainstream" flick instead. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Surveillance Mini-Update®
The team behind the surveillance 'bot has reprogrammed it to disregard the fake "Booyah!" posting. One has to wonder why so much time, money, and resources have been allocated to monitor the benign "blog." Yet, real "terror" lurks everywhere else. Can you say, "Dumb"?

Hurricane Watch Mini-Update®
The tropical storm mentioned earlier is indeed a " category one" hurricane. Reports indicate that it has not dissipated into a tropical storm yet. So, no bus service tomorrow. Schools will not be in session. Stores and eating places will be shuttered. Even the gym will be closed.