Blow to the Ego

On Sunday, I had an interesting chat in the locker room at the gym. One of the regular guys came in just as I was packing up to leave.

"You come here every day?"

"I try to," I replied.

"I do, too. I can't bounce back as easily as when I was younger after missing several days," he said. "It's tough once you're over sixty."

"How old are you?" I was perplexed. I thought that he was only in his fifties like me.

"I'm sixty one." He smiled uneasily.

"I would have never guessed."

"One of my co-workers told me that I look really young for my age." Emboldened by the compliment, he asked a thirty-something babe, another co-worker, for a date. "She told me, 'You're old enough to be my father.' That was a real blow to the ego."

Well, there you have it, my friends. Another sad old codger story. Babes are not attracted to old, low testosterone codgers. Game over!

Hurdy-Gurdy Hottie Nicole Aniston

With that said, I quickly deleted all two video clips from the microscopic hurdy-gurdy video library (HGVL) that was residing on the tablet computer. Well, I still have the one classic Natasha Vega video clip. But, I digress.

What's the point of the HGVL anyway? There's no need to test the Vienna Sausage anymore. Babes are not going to come around. Does the chicken really need to be choked?

Ol' Lavahead Mini-Update®
More blood work and the restoration of my extreme monk haircut ... the kind of excitement that only an old codger can appreciate. Sheesh!