Curse or Blessing?

Have you ever noticed that old codgers never look at babes? That's even more true for young hotties. There could be a bevy of young hotties, clad in skimpy outfits, all traipsing about, but none of the old codgers in the vicinity would even glance in their direction. The curse of testosterone depletion!

Typical Scantily-Clad Hotties

Well, maybe it's not a curse. There's no way that an old codger could "hook up" with a young hottie (or any babe, for that matter), short of being a billionaire, so becoming an eunuch is a blessing in disguise. Noticing young hotties would only cause infinite frustration and, worst yet, a painful reminder of mortality.

The ol' lavahead is rapidly approaching eunuch status. The intermittent Vienna Sausage is signaling the depletion of testosterone. Once total dysfunction occurs ... game over!